WARNING AND DISCLAIMER[]
SATAN, CREATURES AND ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST LITTLE BLUE MEN INBOUND! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE EITHER OF THESE THEN SKEDADDLE!
hehe smurf dance go brrrrr
The Pasta (i think)[]
I'm one of those people who absolutely love a specific random licensed game to DEATH. The game for me was Smurfs: Dance Party for the Wii. It had several iconic pop songs and original songs, and a few Smurfs covers of songs. It was a great time and I was frothing at the mouth in joy as I spotted it at EB Games. A remake for the Nintendo Switch 2, complete with updated 4K graphics, 10 new songs, and 2 new game modes. I've been considering buying a Switch 2 and this was the thing that made me get it. The clerk was confused how it got there but it was a valid barcode so he just went with it. Switch 2 and peak video game in hand, I drove home and set up my brand new Switch 2 to play the game. It started with the title screen, remade with a brand new rainbow background. I picked Story Mode and it started on the title screen song first. Muscle memory had me dance perfectly, gaining the maximum score. It then put on the second song, a brand new one called "Hell On Earth" and I thought "Oh wow, they added rock songs too?" and played it. It was difficult but I won and moved onto the next one: "LEAVE, JOHNATHAN" and I was confused. I don't remember a song called that and my name wasn't Johnathan so it couldn't have been a self-aware scare. It started and the dance moves were unrecreatable. The Smurf dancing instructor was freaking out, his hands were clipping into his face, and at the end, a creature came up and stabbed him with a knife. That was weird. Also, the song was just pained screams of agony. Not wanting to leave peak video game behind, I continued and the next song was the Gargamel song, hell yeah! Muscle memory kicked in and at the end, Gargamel got smashed to a pulp by a larger creature with realistic screams of terror. It then cut to an unnamed song and it was so rude. The dancing Smurf wasn't dancing, but was instead melting and the song was telling me to submit to Satan and that, to pledge allegiance, I should... uh... (how do i say this without getting evaporated) uhhh... "Red Mist" myself. At the end, my BRAND NEW SWITCH 2 WITH NO PIRACY OR THIRD PARTY DOCKS MIND YOU got permanently bricked. Damn Nintendo. I hope I can get this evil version of peak gaming returned and swapped for a non-satanic one.
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