Shortly after the release of the SMG4 movie, "Meggy's Destiny," rumors began to spread about a possible second movie. No info, teasers or hints were posted on Twitter or any other media site. Fans began speculating the title of the movie, their first clue at the plot. Then, one Saturday night, SMG4 released a video that was shown only to subscribers and fans of his bloopers. I myself am one of those people. "Who let the chomp out?" was my most favorite blooper because it introduced me to the king of memes, as people like to call him.
The only way to get to the video was to donate $20 or more to SMG4. If you do, in a few minutes, if you are lucky enough, you should recieve an email, reading:
"Dear fan,
Thanks for the generous donation! I've been working on a top secret project for weeks now, and i'm willing to show it to a few of my biggest subscribers! I planned to release it before "The Big Bad Bully," but it was scrapped because Kevin thought it was "far unlike my other bloopers". This was intended to be the series finale to my bloopers, as i needed to take a break from bloopers for a while and focus more on gaming via Hobo Bros. Making bloopers have been fun, but YouTube is trying to censor my ass. (Ooh, my ass) Thank you all for the soobs and the memes. I really needed some support to make my bloopers for your entertainment.
Yours truly,
Luke"
I noticed that SMG4 is more serious in this letter than in his videos.
Attached to the letter is a link, which i will not show you for privacy reasons. The link contained a download link, which contained the video. I downloaded the video and looked at it once it finished downloading.
It said: "smg4-movie-wario.mp4"
I clicked on the video and it opened in VLC Media Player.
The video began with the intro from season 10. You know, the Glitch Productions logo making way for the SMG4 hat with Mario saying something funny each episode. Here he said, "Hey! Where did everybody go?" It made no sense, as in Meggy's Destiny, Mario says nothing at all. The usual happy-go-lucky music played as the shot of Peach's Castle faded in.
The inside of the castle wasn't any different, save for a bit darker lighting. Mario was humping his spaghetti with Luigi and Toad playing cards. SMG4 and Tari are playing Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Bros. Meggy and Saiko are playing hide and seek. Bowser reading "Go the F**k to Sleep" to his Koopalings. All of a sudden, Wario and Waluigi break into the castle, scaring the cast out of their activities. Wario announced that they are attempting a stick-up and they need to put their hands up.
Mario: Will you shut up?! I'm trying to kiss my spaghet!
Tari: I need to play some Smash! You are distracting me!
SMG4: Did someone say stick?
SMG4 was acting more hilarious than usual. I shrugged it off, thinking it was a joke he inserted to make the blooper funnier.
Wario: YOU DARE DEFY ME?! YOU WILL DIE!
No, I never heard Wario say that. Yeah, he and Waluigi were greedy and sometimes aggressive, but they never threatened to kill any of the characters. Waluigi takes Mario's spaghetti while Wario attacks SMG4 and Tari. Meggy is able to defeat Waluigi, but Waluigi takes Toad instead. Wario grabs a knife out of his overalls and shoves it up SMG4's ass.
SMG4: oooh my ass
SMG4 falls off the couch on his back, causing the knife to go through his stomach. There was no blood, just SMG4 getting impaled like Desti was a few months ago, but worse. The camera is at a shot where you can see the tv. Instead of Smash, it showed an image i will never forget in my life. It was a shot i had never seen before. It showed what appeared to be a monstrosity in a warehouse with the main cast (except for Axol) impaled by spikes. Bowser was just his Dry skull on the ground. Shroomy and a Shy Guy were on hooks. What made things even worse was the monstrosity itself. It had the body of Tari and the head of Meggy, but where Meggy's eyes should be were a group of smaller, spider-like eyes. Meggy's mouth was stretched to a HUGE smile, far beyond proportions. One of the beast's legs was Saiko's. The right arm and leg were bare skeleton. The floor was covered in blood, making Bowser's lower jaw unable to see. The monstrosity was facing the camera as if it was coming for me next. I practically vomited at that point. SMG4 would never make his bloopers this gory at all. It was definitely way beyond his style here. Wario attacked Tari next. She noticed SMG4, now with a slight puddle of blood oozing out. In a fit of rage, she overpowers the murderer and throws him into his brother. She suddenly breaks out of her trance and comforts SMG4. The cast cheer over their victory over the monsters before asking where Tari is. That's when the other characters began noticing Tari with SMG4. They surround the unconscious machinimist as
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This is what Tari looks like towards the end of the video.
Tari hugs and kisses him.
Tari: nooo....
The scene changes to that of a hospital. Mario is the doctor while the other characters, save for Wario and Waluigi, stand around SMG4's bed. The color of the episode is now a sepia filter of black and white.
Tari: I don't know if this will bring you back... but I must tell you.
Tari: SMG4... I... love you...
Everyone: WHAT?!
That's what I was thinking. Tari never revealed she had a crush on SMG4, and they were never an official couple.
Tari: Yes. I do love him. He's got such great talent and humor... It's devastating to see him go.
Mario: May I have a word?
Mario: He'll be fine...
Tari: Really?! Thank God!
Mario: You didn't let me finish. He'll be fine, with a few lacerations. However, the digestive system won't work properly due to those lacerations. As a result, he won't be able to eat a lot of food and can only drink a few sips at a time. In short, he will have to be put in a massive diet.
The news brings Tari to tears. The scene goes to Wario's alleyway which is full of coins and garbage. Wario is relaxing while Waluigi is theorizing what will happen now that the attack is commenced. The video is still in black and white. Suddenly, Tari appears in the distance. The camera is now in Wario's perspective. The brothers shrug it off, thinking it's a hallucination, but Tari teleports in front of them like a freaking demon. She now has a wide grin on her face, similar to the monstrosity from earlier, and her eyes are now completely black with small white dots. The background becomes completely black as the contrast increases.
Tari: You... will... PAY!
Tari is played by a different actor, saying the exact same thing as the captioning. She is also louder this time around, not yelling, not screaming, but talking as if the volume is higher this time. The brothers scream as the other cast members arrive, with similar distortions as Tari. SMG4 is absent, mainly due to recovering from his wounds. The video ends with Tari lunging at the camera before the credits roll. There was no music. Just pure silence.
I was shocked at the extreme portrayal of murder and revenge in the video. Why would SMG4 make something like this? I still have the video on my computer, but I refuse to show it to the world. I don't want anybody else to experience the same pain as I do.