I am truly sorry about my horror of a page from yesterday. This is the reason I have made own apology. That's why it is called redemption

If you were in heaven...

This story starts with a girl who uses some odd phone to call people in heaven. A month ago, she was asked a question she was not ready to answer by one of these people. " if you we're in heaven,what would you do?" She had a nagging feeling she wasn't talking to the blessed dead. She tossed the phone in the garbage, thinking she had instead called the other direction. This is where I come in.

The impossible question.

I was at the dump looking for some cool stuff that I could use to spice up my apartment ( my characters will vary in age). I spotted a cell phone. Obviously it was in horrible condition. But it seemed like a call was still going. I grabbed it and had best buy look at it. They fixed it up and I went home. I called the number and was immediately treated with " do you have my answer yet?" I didn't know what he was talking about. So I asked. "What would you do if you were in heaven?". This question proceeded to slap me in the face. It was something I had never looked into. I answered. I'm not telling you the answer I gave. Things like this should be kept secret. The person replied and for the first time I heard his unholy sounding voice. "We'll don't think you'll ever get to do that!" I think we all know what that means. I told him what I would do in heaven and and he said il never get to do that. But you can do almost anything in heaven. Help!