Have you ever wondered why there was no sequel to the movie G-Force? Today I work at Universal studios, the makers of the classic kids movie, G-force. I loved this movie because of the wacky characters and funny jokes. That's why I was excited to learn that we were going to be working on G-Force 2. We all went in the meeting room for the big meeting as we prepared to create and animate the movie.
"Alright does anyone have any ideas what we can do to create a sequel to this classic movie?"
"I think we should make it an even bigger movie, as we introduce the epic spy forces of other animal and rodent species in tandem with the G-Force, which stands for Gerbil Force, or the Guniea Pig's secret spy force. This way, the movie could be a cross-over with the other successful animal spy franchise, Cats and Dogs, as well as Cats and Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore." I said, knowingly.
"Yes ok, great idea. We will call up the rights people and get the movie rights to create a crossover. Mr Eyes, you will now be head of the project, to create this movie."
"I won't let you down Miss Warner!" I said.
Cats and Dogs
G-Force
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SIX MONTHS LATER
I had been working hard as the team leader, and we were nearing completion on the project named G-Force vs Cats and Dogs. It was a great movie, and it had finished filming. Now we only needed to add special effects to give the movie that extra 'kick' and create an epic product.
I walked into the studio that morning and I went into my office. Suddenly I gasped in horror! On my desk was a dead animal - it looked like a gunie pig. Wow this is fucked up! I picked it up and went out into the team area.
"Alright witch of you bitch fuckers put this fucking thing on my desk? This is not a fucking joke, the second I find out which of you cunts did this I will personally fire you on the spot and send you fucking packing, not to mention the company will sue your fucking ass into oblivion. Understand?"
I looked around the office. All the office workers were aghast as someone doing such a horrorible thing. Except one. Micheal, one of the special effects animators was looking suspicious. He was sweating and kept looking back and forth. He was a very strange person working of the office, but I had thought nothing of it before. He had long hair which he didn't wash, as well as long yellow fingernails and teeth. He ate raw meat and never wore shoes in the office, and finalyl what was worse he also always talked about how much he hated animals. He really hated animals, especially pets, and he couldn't help but say that he hated that we were making a movie that had the message of being kind to animals and respecting nature. Once he had kicked a small dog into the fountains outside the building, and it had drowned.
"Micheal? Did you have something to do with this?" I intuited.
"No way boss, I as budy here doing work."
"Ok fucker. Well if I find out otherwise, it's game-fucking-over."
They all went back to work. We went home, and next day when I arrived at the building I found it taped off by police. There was an officer there and when I showed him my employee ID card and said I was in charge, he took me inside and took me to the server room.
"I'm afraid its very bad news sir." Said the head officer who was at the server room. We went inside. On one of the servers was broken glass, and an ax sticking out of it. On the other side of the room was a crispy body, still smoking. It was Micheal.
"We think he attacked the servers with an ax, not remembering that it had a metal handel. He died instantly due to electricity."
"What about the servers?"
"All the content was destroyed due to a short circuit."
"All of it? Noooo, that's impossible. Every copy of our new movie was on there."
"Well, there was this one thing. We found this USB stick on the body, it may be possible he downloaded some files before he destroyed the server."
"Give me that bitch." I took the USB and plugged it in. Fortunately there was one file on it called G_FORCE_2.mp4. I breathed a sigh of relief.
"We're saved." I said. I took the USB back to my office, and sent the file to the theatres ready for distrobution, and opened the movie, but first I closed all the blinds and windows so nobody in the building could see any spoilers.
The movie began, but there was something wrong with the opening title. Instead of saying G-Force 2: G-Force vs Cats and Dogs, like it was supposed to, it said G-Burns 2: Hell. Weird, I thought, but probably caused due to the attack on the server and not worth thinking about. The movie began in the White House. Except there was something wrong. The main characters of the Movie, Darwin and his girlfriend the hispanic hamster did not speak. They just stared directly at the camera. Finally, they began to speak in unison. Blood leaked from their eyes as they talked.
"We are but mere animals. We are evil and destructive creatures that should not be admired, who only obeyed the most basic of instincts and are nothing compared to humanity, who are the greatest of all gods creation. God has degreed that man should have dominion over all the animals, and the animals must obey them. All other roads deny humanitys greatness over the animals and over nature and lead straight to hell."
Suddenly the cats and dogs of the Cats and Dogs franchise came in.
"For years we cats and dogs have lived as literal parasites on humanity, coming into their homes and taking their food and offering nothing in return." They all chanted in unison.
Suddenly one dog in particular stepped foward, I didn't recognize it from the movie.
"When I was younger I bit a younf boy on the arm, that's boys name was Micheal J.P. Understandably, he has had a traumatic association with being bitten and that caused him to have many problems in life, including missing out on promotion to his retard boss, Mr Eyes."
"All animals must atone for our sins, our evil natures. God created us as evil and attacking, while he created man in his own image. All animals and nature is evil."
Suddenly the background changed, they weren't in the background of the White House any more, they were in an endless field of fire as large demonic forces danced around them, poking them with pitchforks.
"All animals are evil." They chanted over and over again. Finally the movie ended, and it was all silent in my office. Then I looked at the clock. 5:59 pm! I suddenly realized the movie was due to be released, and I had accidentally sent a copy of that sick and twisted movie out to every theatre in the country! Who knew what psychological damage and animal hatred it could inflict on kids. I grabbed the phone, and called the head of distrobution.
"Pull the movie! Now!" I screamed into the phone.
"What? Why?"
"It's been fucking hacked, it's been made fucking twisted. Take it down out of theatres."
"Ok if you insist, but this will cost a lot of money."
"I don't fucking care cunt just fucking do it there's no fucking time left."
I pulled the USB stick out, and opened my window and through it out. It flew down, and splashed into the fountain. The USB was destroyed into the very same water where Micheal had drowned that dog. I had a feeling now that thanks to him though, the movie G-Force 2 would never be released.
Due to the loss of money caused by the G-Force 2 fiasco, I lost my job. My house went up for sale, and I was homeless, living on the streets as a begger. But things aren't so bad sleeping in a cardboard box on the cold alley nights, because I've got my trusty dog besides me. That bond was what Micheal had hoped to destroy with his twisted movie, but he hadnt succeeeded. Thanks to me, pet owners and people who respected animals everywhere could sleep easy.
SIGNED: Zane Maverik Creepyasta Productions