AUTHORS NOTE: This is a part of the ongoing Avatar 2: Jake's Revenge saga, and although it is its own unique story, it should be enjoyed properly with the context of the previous stories of the saga, which are Avatar 2: Jake's Revenge, Avatar 2: Jake's Revenge 2: Curse of the Na'a'vi, and Avatar 2: Jake's Revenge 3: Mystery of Pandora.
We flew in the helicopter to United Nations headquarters in New York. It was not a long flight as fortunately I had lived in New York myself. Waiting on the roof were the President and the top generals from all the world's armed forces.
"Generals, Mr President, this is the kid I was telling you about. He took down 3 elite avatar strike forces by himself."
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"Good, good. This is exactly what we need for our strike back on Avatar planet, because make no mistake planet earth and the United Humans Against Racism will strike back, we will smash and destroy Fuhrer Jake Sully and his Na'vi Nazis. He has become evil, trying to strike and wipe out all humans in a human holocaust, caused by his evil racist hatred of humans. He must be stopped in a mission which will send all of you to the Planet Pandora along with our top armed forces who will also be striking, but you will be the elite strike force spearhead, who will go directly into the big tree from Avatar 1, which Jake Sully rebuilt after it was destroyed, and you will strike back and destroy the evil headquarters, and capture Jake Sully. Jake Sully escaped from captivity after he was captured by the Human Protection Force at Disneyland thanks to your help, which we forgot to tell you about previously."
"Thanks Mr President, that's a big responsibility but I won't let the human race - of whatever race, religion, gender or sexuality the humans or avatars may be - down. I strike forcefully for good, where Jake represents evil. That's why we must win and destroy Fuhrer Sully and the Na'vi Nazis."
"We are calling this new strike force, made up of all the combinded forces of the earth nations militaries, the RDA. That stands for the Real Democracy Alliance, but we called it RDA because we wish to strike terror into the hearts of the evil avatars. In the movie avatar the RDA struck Pandora and that was wrong, but that never really happened it was only a propoganda movie made by the avatars. But we will make the RDA real, into a real threat which can actually strike and destroy Pandora, but only the Na'vi Nazis, not those Avatars who wish to live peacefully alongside humans and co-exist, who we will not harm."
"Exactly. When do I start?"
"Right now. We are sending you on a training mission. The evil avatars have created a base in Canada. You will be dispatched to Canada to deal with them and take them down. This will help you prepare for your mission to Pandora. We'll give you a few cool gadgrets and an RDA uniform if you come downstairs into the base."
We went down the stairs. Underneath was a large hanger where everyone was preparing for the attack on Pandora. The President took me to the helicopter.
“We wish you good luck and to prepare yourself to take the action we have required of you at this time or later periods.”
I got on the helicopter and we flew northwards to Canada. It got suddenly very icy and cold. There was an endless field of snow and cold trees. We came into land. There was a soldier waiting for me. He was waiting with his gun.
“We are preparing to attack and to strike against the Avatar Na’vi Nazis.”
“Good. I cant wait to spill the blood of those bitches, because this is motherfucking war and we must strike against those motherbitching racist cocksuckers.”
“Come with us.”
We went down to the camp and I saw a big army of men who were all wearing RDA uniforms of the RDA strikers. They all had the advanced weapons and vehicles of the avatar movies.
“We will strike tomorrow.”
I nodded and I went to sleep in the camp, exciting for the war that would commence in the morning. It was dark now as I slept. Suddenly I awoke, and saw a blue face staring down at me – the Avatars! They had snuck into the camp and attacked us as we had slept. A vast gout of shit exploaded from me in shock as I threw up violently, and tears strolled down my face.
Quickly I slashed upwards with my knife hidden under my pillow. The avatars head flew off and splashed me in dark blue blood. I leapt to my feet, and shouted a warning to the other camps.
“Avatars attacking! Those motherfucker cunts smashed through the fucking night and struck us when we slept!”
“Kill them all! Heil Fuhrer Jake Sully and kill these motherbitches.”
We all leapt to our feet and began to shoot. An avatar attack struck into the camp as we stood and shooted the animals as they penetrated the camp. An avatar horse came down and struck down into me, but I jumped out the way and headshotted. The horses head exploaded and flew off into the trees. The horse collapsed, but the Avatar that rode it jumped off and backflipped over me and slapped down on the other side of me.
“Prepare to die cocksucker motherfucker, you will die screaming bitch, I will strike and kill for motherfucking Pandora and motherfukcing bitching fuhrer Jake Sully cunt.”
“You’ll die first bitch.” I yelled and flipped over them. I landed on the otherside and through my knife like a throwing knife which slapped into his throat. A huge fountain of blue blood splattered out and splashed out on to the ground of the camp and another of the striking atackers slipped and slided across the ground and fell to the floor. As they were down on the floor and pulled the trigger as the exploaded into another burst of blue blood and organs that flew across the camp.
“Fortunately we have struck back and struck off the attack and faced down the Na’vi Nazi bitches.” Shouted the general. “We must now attack and strike back against their camp.”
Quickly we all ran to the tanks and we rode through the forest and we got to the edge of the Na’vi Nazi camp. There were a lot of tanks and huge big banners like the Nazi banners but they were blue instead of red and in the circle instead of a Swaskitika they had a large black ‘P’ for Pandora. I shuddered in evil terror and cold water trickled down my leg as I realized I had pissed myself. Suddenly the tanks fired with rockets and missles as the tanks fired. We all jumped out and ran down the hill, shouting in attack. The rockets detonated and a huge section of the earth exploaded and flew upwards in physical shock, as the camp was almost completely destroyed and torn apart. As the avatars fell downwards to the earth we shot upwards and the bullets flew into them as they fell, striking and exploading instantly and causing a rain of blood and intranet organs and soil and rocks. I jumped and rolled away just as the tidal wave slammed into the tanks.
Finally everything went quiet and the general jumped onto the nearest tank.
“We have defeated and struck back and struck the camp as we were ordered! The camp is completely destroyed.” He yelled and punched the air.
Suddenly there was an Avatar nearby who we thought had been dead but he was only seriously injured and he propped himself up on one elbow and fired his pistol in a final evil act of defience. The shot was a perfect headshot. The general flew off the tank and backflipped downwards towards the earth, trailing red human blood.
“NOOOO MOTHERFUCKER!” I screamed in fury, crying in tears of madness. I sprinted up to the Avatar and kicked hard. His head flew off and landed in the woods. Quickly I ran over to the general. He was dying and only had moments to live. It was terminal.
“Quickly, gather round everyone.” He coughed blood. “You must take the fight to Pandora. You must team up with the good Avatars and overthrow the evil avatars on Pandora. It is our only chance to live peacefully, side by side with the good avatars. We must never give into hatred. And the person I want to give leadership of the mission as it strikes out across space to strike and attack at the core heart of evil Fuhrer Jake Sully’s Pandoreich? I will only give you one name. His name is Robbie Bones. The greatest kid I ever knew.”
And with one final gasp, the general died. Suddenly, everybody turned to me, Robbie Bones, and gave a look of solemn respect, as they knew I was their new commando in chief, and prepared to lead them to battle against the evil Avatars.
“Well troops. Let us prepare to strike and take the fight to Pandora.”
SIGNED: Zane Maverik Creepypasta Productions
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