AUTHORS NOTE: This is a direct Sequel to the Story Avatar 2: Jake's Revenge - please read that story first so this one makes more sense.
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It was another day since I had fought with the Avatars who attacked earth through the hidden guise of the Avatar movies which were real and actually happened. The planet Pandora was in fact a real place, and now the Avatars, who were mad about their treatment from the humans in Avatar 1, had struck back and attacked, and I had only stopped them by striking and attacking their secret headquarters in New York. Little did I know, the ride was about to get a hell of a lot more fucking wilder.
"Babe I fucking wan't to go to Disneyworld, Disneyworld motherfucking Florida! It's got a New fucking Themed Area called Avatarland." I shuddered at the thought as my girlfriend suggested, but still we decided to go. We got on the plane and flew to Florida. After we arrived at Disneyworld we went to the park and we went into the new themed area. It was just like the world of Pandora from the movie, but faked using Disney imaginineers techniques. But I was still disturbed. It was just like travelling to their cursed planet. There was a tall Avatar walking about, a 10ft tall blue man who looked like one of the movie people. I had to remind myself it was just a costume.
"Bitch welcome to Pandora." Grinned the tall blue Avatar.
"What?!" I yelled. "How dare you fucking speak to me like this."
"Fuck you cunt you didn't think we wouldn't recognize you from the attack on the movie studio?" The Avatar pulled out a gun, and pointed it at us. "You're coming to fucking the bus bitch."
"Babe I don't think this is fucking costume?" Said my girlfriend. I nodded. The Avatar waved his gun, and we were marched into the centre of the park. Everyone else thought it was just part of the show, as both my girlfriend and I had been wearing RDA (The human company from the Avatar Movie) costumes as Cosplay so we just looked like actors in the theme park.
"Get through that door bitch." Yelled the Avatar. We went into a secret door in the bushes that took us into the corridor. They took us down the corridor to another lab that looked just like the one we'd seen in New York, where the Avatars had used the Avatar technology to control people. In the middle was sat a man, who I recognized with a gap.
"It's me cunt, Jake Fucking Sully." He grinned evilly. "The main character from Avatar 1, I'm real."
He was in his avatar form and blue and ten foot tall.
"We want fucking revenge for your attack on our new york base which we were secretly using to infiltrare earth."
"I'll never tell you anything."
"Oh you will. Otherwise ... we'll kill your girlfriend." One of the Avatars stepped foward holding a butchers knife, and pointed it at my girlfriend.
"Don't tell them anything Chris!" Screamed my girlfriend. "I'd rather die than have you betray humanity. These evil aliens are racist. They want all the planets to themselves for their own evil desires? Why can't we just get along, like was the teaching of the first Avatar movie? Why do we have to have revenge, and hatred. We can all live peacefully together."
"Not going to happen bitch." The Avatar holding the knife said. He grinned and went to stab her. Before he could though, the glass exploaded in the window, and bullets streamed through. The avatar exploaded into an explosion of blue blood. The knife flew out of his hand. I jumped up and grabbed it. As the other avatar tried to open fire I threw the knife like a throwing knife. It zipped past and sliced off the avatars head, which flew away and Landed in one of the waterslides which were in the room and got washed away.
"NO NO NO FUCKING GET THEM!" Screamed Jaked Sully.
"Not gonna happen bitch." Through the smashed window another group of avatars jumped into the secret lab. They were the same as the other Avatars - 10ft tal blue people, except these ones wore human clothes and held human guns, not the sci-fi guns of the Avatar movie. They wore t-shirts which all said "Human protection force" on. There was a battle, and the guns went off. I grabbed my girlfriend and we took cover behind a waterslide. In a few more minutes of shooting, finally everything went quiet. I stuck my head out. All the bad avatars were dead - excep for Jake Sully. And the good avatars were triumphant.
"Kid, get over here!" The leader shouted to me. We joined him in the centre of the room. "We're the Human Protection Force. Not all Avatars are evil and racist, please believe us. We're a group that fights against Jake Sully and his evil cronies who would attack earth. And thanks to you, we've just captured their leader."
"What? How?"
"We were tracking you ever since New York. We knew the evil avatars would want to get revenge - so we just had to watch and wait. You were never in any danger."
"Thanks for your help."
"Don't mention it. Now, you too need to get out of here before security arrive. We'll leave with our prisoner. You take the waterslide. We'll see you around kid." And just as soon as the avatars had came, they were gone, leaving us alone in the wreckage of the laboratory.
"Come on, we have to do what we says." I kissed my girlfriend passionately and wiped off the blood blood off her face. "Let's get out of here baby."
We grabbed and inflatable ring and climbed into the waterslide. We went down in the slide. It tooks us fast down some crazy bends, until we splashed down inside the Na'i'vi River Ride, one of the rides inside Pandora in Disneyworld. We swam to the nearest boat, and climbed in, breathing in relief at our miraculous escape.
The ride concluded. I was gasping in shock at what had just happened and the revelations. We got to the exit area. A Disneyworld cast member was smiling there.
"Sir, Ma'am. Would you like to go again?"
"No." I shook my heard in exhaustion. "I think we've had just enough Avatar for now..."
SIGNED: Zane Maverik Creepypasta Productions