AVATAR 2: The Truth About Avatar 2
“Hello today and welcome to your first day working for James Cameron Studios, the studio that produces the Avatar movies.” Said the Producer. It wasn’t James Cameron, but another movie producer who worked to create the Avatar movies. I couldn’t wait to start my new job, as an Avatar animator. “Today, as it is your first day, we’ll be showing you a rough cut of Avatar 2 so you know what you will be working on and understand the movie. Obviously we are still working to add in animations and groundbreaking CGI to the movie.”
“Wow.” I whispered to the other animators who were starting today. “I’m so excited to see Avatar 2. I love Avatar 1, it’s my favourite movie.”
“Come into the official production studio and we shall watch the movie.”
We and the other makers went into the theatre. The Producer put the Blu-ray into the blu-ray player. It said in big letters AVATAR 2 ROUGH CUT DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. The lights went down and we all settled down ready to watch the epic second instalment into this franchise we had waited so long to see and couldn’t wait to work on.
The studio logos went passed and then we saw the words on the screen AVATAR 2: REVENGE OF THE AVATARS
The movie opened on Sam Worthington’s character, Jake Sully, the character from the first movie who we all knew and loved, in his Avatar Form. The Avatars were a race of blue creatures which lived on the planet Pandora, in outer space. They were an innocent people who just loved and cared for each other – until the humans came travelling through space to attack them for no reason. This was the thought provoking message of the first movie, as humans were both good guys and bag guys in the movie. At the end of the first movie, the Avatars had beaten the human attack with the help of the good humans, and Jake Sully had been trapped in his Avatar form, which was a body controlled using the advanced future technology of the science fiction world. In his Avatar Form, he could walk whereas In his human form he was disabled.
“I can’t believe its been 10 years since the humans attacked.” Jake said, kissing his Alien Wife, Neytiri, with whom he had had 3 children. “And everything has been peaceful since. But still I am worried. The humans on earth are still waiting, and planning.”
“We all said the humans will be back. But we can’t risk the beautiful life we have built we have lived. It is all for our children in the buitiful world of Pandora.” Naytiri waved her hand and the camera panned around. Unfortunately the vision we saw was only greenscreen but I could almost envision the beautiful world we would see before us when our work on the movie was completed.
“It’s agreed then. We avatars cant wait for the fucking humans to strike again. We must take the motherfucking fight to their cunt planet. We must destroy the bitches. I won’t stop until the blood runs red from every bitch human whore. We avatars must attack and reign supreme.”
“Fuck yes.” Said Naytiri. “We must take our Avatar ship and strike against the fucking human planet, called bitch earth. The little cunts will not know what has happened as we fucking attack their shit.”
“Wow what the fuck.” I whispered. This was a lot more violent and graphic then the first movie I remembered, but then I rememebered the interviews had said the company wanted a different tone for the second movie, and I thought nothing of it.
The loving couple kissed on the screen, and then they went to the glowing forest and did the hair thing they had done in the first movie.
“I am preganant again.” Said Neytiri.
“All the more reason we must strike the fucking humans.”
The next day there was montage of Avatars preparing their fucking ships and birds. Jake Sully and Neytiri rode their dragon towards the stolen human ship they had captured at the end of avatar.
“With these stolen weapons it will be a piece of fucking pie to attack and smash the humans.” Grinned Jake bloodthirstly. “I can’t shitting wait to attack and taste their blood.”
Wow, I thought. In the first movie we had all though the Avatars had been the good guys. Suddenly the second movie had given us a thought provoking twist, and I began to wonder if the Avatars weren’t such good guys after all. The avatar ship travelled into space and went to earth.
“My old home planet. What a bitch planet.” Scowled Jake Sully angrily. “I’m an avatar now. I’m racist against all humans, and I can’t fucking wait to attack those bitch whores. They can never live peacefully when I attack.”
“Where shall we attack first?” Asked Natrinula
“A little city I just used to live in … called New Fucking York.” Grinned Jake evilly.
What the fuck I murmured, as we currently sat in the real New York city on earth. It was sinister to see the city being attacked like this, even if it was only just a movie. The Avatars attacked New York using their pterosaurs. I admit, it was pretty epic to see the crazy Pandora creatures and weapons attacking in a battle on earth in the streets, even though I was suddenly conflicted as to just who’s side I was on …
“Die fuckers.” Jake Sully road down on his dragon to a military roadblock on the New York Bridge. He fired his gun. The roadblock exploaded, and bodies flew everywhere. His dragon landed next to the ruins with a thump, and he jumped off. One of the soldiers was still alive and wounded, and he was trying to crawl away.
“This an avatar ability they never fucking told you about it the first movie.” Grinned Jake, and as I watched, his teeth grew into evil sharp points. He leapt down, and struck the soldier with his teeth, biting out his throat and killing him. Blood splattered everywhere including the lense of the camera. “Time to take a swim bitch.”
He kicked the dead soldier into the river, where he sank. With a laugh, Jake turned and stared directly into the camera.
“The little bitch watching this? He thinks its only a motherfucking movie. This isn’t a fucking movie. Avatar was a fucking documentary bitch. Think about that. Pandora is a real fucking place. Your crimes will not go fucking unpunished human bitch.”
“What the fuck?” I cried out, and jumped up. Someone else in the theatre threw up.
“THE END?” Came up on the screen. A few people were crying, a few people were laughing. Most stayed silent.
“Did you enjoy the movie?” Laughed the producer as he re-entered the room. “Human bitches?”
“You’re human too!” I cried. “How could you make something so hateful and racist to humans?”
“Fuck you bitch humans, you will see.” Suddenly the doors opened, and through all the doors stepped Avatars – 10 foot tall blue people. No, I gasped, it couldn’t be real, it had to be some kind of trick. But I couldn’t deny what I was seeing with my own eyes. They were all carrying guns and aiming them at us.
“Come with us or you die.” Growled the movie producer. They took us down to the basement. There was an airlock door. Inside there was a science lab like the one from the first movie. But it was different. There were Avatar pods which allowed someone to control another body – but instead of humans inside they were avatars.
“Who says a human has to control an avatar. Why not an avatar controlling a human?” The producer grinned. “Here’s my real body.” He pointed his way to the body.
“Now we need some more bodies to control. You bitches are about to get your fucking brains drilled.” One of the Avatars grinned, and pulled out a drill. They struck down on the the other animators. The Avatars selected on, and took him forward and strapped him down in a chair. They did some horrible surgey on him and took his brain out, making him just a vessel for the Avatars, like Jake Sullys Avatar form had been for the humans in the first movie. Finally I was the only human left.
“I’m not going in that chair bitch.” I yelled, and while they were distracted I judo chopped the nearest avatar. He collapsed and dropped his futuristic machine gun. Quickly, before the other Avatars could fire their guns at me, I swan dived to the gun and picked it up. I squeezed the trigger. The Avatars exploaded into a storm of blue blood. Behind them the pods also exploaded, flooding the lab with a wave of shrapnel and water. I jumped for the door just as they opened fire behind me.
“Catch that fucking bastard.” I heard the producer screaming just behind me. Alarms were going off all over the facility. I ran down the stairs, but I saw a shutter going down over the main entrance. I only had one chance. I sprinted into a large dock area. In the centre was the speedboat from the behind the scenes filming shots of Avatar 2 – it had secretly been real, just like all the other elements of the movie. A 10 foot tall avatar man was guarding it. Before he could do anything, I opened fire. He flew backwards in a splurt of blue blood and got impaled on the propeller.
I jumped into the cockpit of the speedboat, and began to tap buttons to fire up the engine. Fortunately it was all computerized and I was a computer expert due to my job as an animator. It was starting quickly enough though, and a team of Avatar guards sprinted through the doors after me, firing guns. I ducked down as bullets ricocheted off the body of the speedboat. I slammed the accelerator and the proppelors span in mid air. The Avatar body flew off, and slammed into the guards, knocking them off my feet. With a grin, I turned and fired a burst towards the gas canisters on the other side of the room. They began to spark and hiss. I only had seconds to escape before the whole facility exploaded.
“This human fights back Avatar bitches.” I muttered as I slammed the release button for the chains holding up the speedboat. It crashed down into the water, and I tore away. With a grin I gave one final middle finger salute to the facility as I tore away down the Hudson River into New York harbour. As the speed boat was so advanced technology, it was increadibly fast.
Suddenly there was a massive boom, and the explosion hit behind me. A shockwave tore through the building and a massive fireball belched out from its exit. With a groan, it collapsed down into the river. I grinned. For once, humankind had had a victory. I grinned and piloted the speedboat away, back to my home.
2 WEEKS LATER
“New Reports say Avatar 2 will be delayed indefinitely. Investigators are still investigating the cause of the gas explosion that caused the destruction of the facility in New York City, including the destruction of all known copies of Avatar 2.”
I grinned and turned of the TV. My girlfriend came over and kissed me on the mouth.
“You were so brave to escape that facility.”
“I know. But this isn’t over yet. I supported the Avatars in the first movie – but I saw what they had become in Avatar 2. Twisted monsters, driven by hatred and racism. They hate all humans and wish to destroy us. As long as they wish to seek to destroy earth – we must stand against them.”
I looked out over New York from the window of our penthouse sweet. This beautiful city, I thought, that I called home. The Avatars had planned to attack it, to strike at the heart of America – and something told me my action had only slowed them down. But I would be ready, if they came. After all, defending your home was the lesson Avatar 1 had taught me, before the series fell into the depths of depravity and hatred. Quite ironic, isn’t it?
Signed: Zane Maverik Creepypasta Productions