YOUMIGHTTHINKHELOVESYOUFORYOURMONEYBUTIKNOWHEREALLYLOVESYOUFORITSYOURBRANDNEWLEOPARDSKINPILLBOXHAT.OGG

My name is Garry. I love music, everywhere I go, there is music, but there is one band I love the most out of all the musicians I love. Death Grips. I love Death Grips. I have all their albums on MP3, Vinyl, Casette, CD, you name it. Everyday when I'm driving, eating, or playing video games, I would repetitively listen to No Love Deep Web and Exmillitary over and over again. But let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something that made me stay in the hospital for 5 years. It all happened in November 2013.

I was busy at work, helping some employees out, when suddenly I heard a ear-piercing screech. I was afraid what it was and to my utter shock, a employee died. She has died for no reason, but our local medic came over and didn't confirm anything. So we called in a priest and confirmed that she used a spell to remove her ghost from her body to attempt to terrorize and haunt people here. The priest said a powerful prayer and left, presumably getting rid of the ghost. It shocked me a bit, but I dealt with it. I went back home to relax with my favorite band. Death Grips.

I went on my computer to load up The Money Store, but when I did my computer crashed. I restarted it but it only went to the desktop, no BIOS or any other screen. But when it appeared, all my files we're gone. The desktop wallpaper, which was previously a Death Grips photo I took during a concert, was replaced with the default Windows XP Bliss picture, which made no sense because my PC was a Windows 7 rig. I then looked around, and lying in SysWOW32 was a file called "YOUMIGHTTHINKHELOVESYOUFORYOURMONEYBUTIKNOWHEREALLYLOVESYOUFORITSYOURBRANDNEWLEOPARDSKINPILLBOXHAT.OGG"

I was afraid what the file was, but it was an audio file. Due to it's weird, edgy, and gothicly rich name, it made me think of Death Grips. Did this computer crash give me a new Death Grips song? So I decided to do the best bet and open it with my speakers on mid volume.

The first sounds I heard we're weird sounds, ambiance if you will, of what sounds like several kids talking about sex, drugs, and satanism. This scared me until I heard a kid say "Garry! Garry!" I was afraid. Then suddenly, I heard a glass break, and I heard some weird fast synths. I was scared, and then I heard MC Ride of Death Grips say something: "GET SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE, COME FUCK APART IN HERE, I DIE IN THE PROCESS, YOU DIE IN THE PROCESS, KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT, FUCK I SAID FUCKER DONT START SHIT"

After that I heard the same exact ear-piercing screech our employee said, and then the song starts with the standard Zach Hill-styled production. But what made it fucked up was that my computer was flashing images of terrorist attack from 9/11 up to today with pictures of oozing dead bodies. By the time the song went into it's 1st verse, mercury spilled out of my speakers, and liquefied, hot, molten metal splashed into my hands. I screamed extremely loudly as the metal began to cool down and mold into my extremely bleeding and infected hands.

I then passed out and when I passed out, I heard a Zach Hill say something quietly to my ear, like if the speakers we're so up they sounded like an actual person talking, "Garry, you have regretted life's choices. This is for murdering your friend." I was confused,  "What?" I have never murdered anybody, and in a nightmare-like trance, I found out something. Someone like me showed the girl a satanic spell to release your ghost. I was afraid, almost like, I wanted to commit suicide...

I woke up at the hospital, feeling extremely happy for no reason, with the doctor saying I got a combination of Bronchitis and Schizophrenia when I was listening to Death Grips. He said he and a priest had destroyed my computer before it could do further damage to me. He then told me I was gonna be at the hospital for the next 5 years due to serious injuries in my brain and my hands. After that, I feel asleep. Hopefully I will get a coma as fast as I can, even tough I am still happy. I still want my damn MC Ride and Zach Hill.