User:Nintendospencerstuber

Back in 2004, I was an inturn at Freddy Pixars Pizzaria Studios. I got to watch all the awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee movies before the release. I got to see such classics like "saw story", "finding emo", and "how to train your dragon: penis edition". I sucked those movie cocks a lot, but there was one movies cock I didn't suck or talk to anyone about: Cars 3. See, back in 1347, I was standing on an airplane with my best buddy, Ryanfifhousl, watching people die. It was a guilty pleasure for our penises, so we did it a lot. One day, I got a call from NinPixarWorks Pizzaria telling me I could watch Cars 3 before it came out and KILLED THE ILLUMINATI AIJWHQAF?ocl. Anyway, I was exited, but here's the thing: I like killing men on a regular bases. My friend agreed to come along with me to watch it. We were licking eachother faces as we teleported to DickNiggaPixarStudios, CaliFlorida. We broke in to a bank before we entered the building though. We ran to the sex dungeon room(A.K.A. "The Swamp), where everyone has sex with Shrek(And watches movies). When we got to the room, we saw a man with hyper realistic eyes standing in front of the room with a tape casette that had black market written on it saying: "Cars 3: It's ogre". We thought the man had looked weird, but we just passed it off as a glitch. We took the tape and ran into the swamp where Shrek was sitting, licking THE BLOOD ON THE GROUND his lips. We picked Shrek up and had sex with him, and than we heard the man that gave us the tape say this: "You've met with a tearable fate haven't you?", than he ran off. After that, we decided it was time to plug the tape into Skreks ass so we could watch it. The tape started out normal, until it got to the select screen. The select screen had blood stains on it, and was hyperrealistic, but we passed it off as something demonic, and continued. We clicked play and we heard a scream say "MR.ENTER, HELP ME", and than the movie came on. The movie started off with Lightning Mcqueen, he looked hyper realistic and he was shoving a knife in mators eye. As Mator was getting stabbed, he continued screaming "SONIC.EXE, SONIC.EXE, SONIC.EXE!". This scared Shrek so bad, he sucked his own cock, and than exploded, however, we kept watching. After this happened, Lightning Mcqueen said "I'M QUITTING MY JOB, BECOMING A DRUG DEALER AND MOVING TO A DETROIT GHETTO!". The next scene shows Lightning Mcqueen going on a rampage, running over such iconic people like "Marcell Toing" from the video dePixar movie, "Ratatoingouille", and "Gordan Freeman" from Half Life 3. When he arrived in the Detroit Ghetto, static appeared on the screen. Lightning Mcqueen, out of no where, shouted in a hyper realistic annoying crem: "I HAVE EBOLA, I NEED A DOCTOR". It than flashed Allen Gregory on the screen 50 times, untill Allen Gregorys face froze on the screen, allowing him to say 3 words I'll never forget: "It's ogre for Mcqueen...". I screamed, I couldn't take it anymore. I picked up a knife and stabbed my freind in the chest 2191823719830 times so that he didn't have to see this... This HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD thing... I decided, I would I have to watch the rest of the movie myself. The next scene of the movie showed Lightning Mcqueen in radiator springs, at a hospital. The quality was now dim, leaving a hyper realitic dread, making me horny. It showed Lightning Mcqueen on a death bed, with his eyes closed shut. It slowly zoomed in on Lightning Mcqueens face, revealing hyperealistic cum on his face. The frame stayed still on his face, untill his eyes shot open, revealing bloodshot eyes with blood spreaded across his eyes. Speaking of blood, blood started spilling out off Lightning Mcqueens eyes, drowning the entire city of Radiator Hollywood. Everyone in Radiator Springs, Miami, died. The movie than ended. I looked down, only to see shreks cum on the ground. This only meant one thing: I was dead, now look behind you. NIGGA YOU JUST GOT SERVED UP IN THIS GHETTO SPOKEN THAT WEED POT PUSSY SEX D97R39Y98YFQIUO