User:Ultra X Gaming

I have a story BITCH! My name is eric. AND I FUCKING LOVE SANIC THE HODGEHOG! I had all the Sonic games, EVEN THE ONES THAT SUCK! LIKE SONIC. Anyway It was the distan future 2003! All I wanted to do was play with my wee wee. I loved DR.EGGMAN! I drew all my EGGS with his face and than shoved them up my ASS! I lived with my pee paw in New York! I was 31 and I ate frosting everysingle day! IT WAS ALL I ATE BECUASE IT WAS GUD! Some times I used it to finish createing my statues of DR.EGGMAN! I got up one morning and realized we where all out of forosting. So I went to go get some more! "PEE PAW" I yelled! Im gonna got get some more frasting! "SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO WATCH MY FUCKING PORN! "OH YEAH I LOVE YOU WARIO" My pee paw was pretty weird! I got my Dr.Eggman panties on and went outside as I started walking down the street! All of a sudden Mutahar form huanted gameing rolled up in a car! "You need a ride he said." ARE YOU DR.EGGMAN? I asked. He told me he wasnt. I wiped out my dick and said "FUCK YOU MUTAHAR, I ONLY LOVE DR.EGGMAN! I started humping down the street as I yelled PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS! I made my way to my frosting dealer and buaght a boat load to eat and finish my DR.EGGMAN STSTUES! THE CUPS CAME AT ME YELLED YOU UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC NUDITY! Rainbow dash came down from the sky! And looked exactly at the cops and said I summon Markiplier! Markiplier came form the evens yelling SPORE SPORE SPORE SPORE! They all disapeared and I fell into the gorund I woke up in a room that was all Green and Black with Some Ordinary Gamers logos everywhere! I AM MUTAHAR AND I SERVER THE EVIL LORDS OFF XBOX ONE! I turned into a vamipre slayer and Simon Belmonts theme started playing! I HATE XBOX ONE! BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGGINING!

Part 2! Mutahar said he would make me play a game of DRAGBALL Z where you play as sonic characters to see Dr.Eggman as an evil ass villin! Obama appeared behind me and started singing like an angel! I DONT LIKE DBZ! ALL THIS GUY WANTED TO DO WAS PEE! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE WEE! PREPARE TO DIE YOUR NUMBER 3! AND I AM NUMBER 1! Mutahr blew obama up! Mutahar said "I will show you!" A fighting game appeared! I could pick Sonic, Tails, or Knuckles! "REALLY I YELLED" NO MUTAHR I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR SHIT' WITH YOU AND YOUR SUPER CREEPY PASTA SHIT! I LOVE EGGMAN YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME NOT LOVE HIM! "Maybe this will change your mind" Conyay West and Ean Hawk from the Alvin and the chipmunks movie appeared! They started danceing. "MY EYES" I screamed! Than Dr.Eggman appeared and started Humping at me! He yelled PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS! My pants expoded with JIZZ! THEY LITARALLY WENT FLYING OFF! IT WAS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE! The room started flodding with my Jizz! "MY PLANS' MUTAHAR SCREAMED! Bill gated came down from the sky. He sayed that Mutahar failed him! I appeared on the side walk of new york! That was a weird halusitnaton! Frosting will do that to you! Dr.Eggamn started humping at me yelling IT WAS NOT A DREAM! PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS! I had enough of this shit! I grabbed Eggmans Shirt and yelled! NO EGGMAN! NO ONE SHOULD TOUCH MY PINGAS UNLESS THEY ARE MAKEING ME CLEAN OR HEALTHY! IM NOT EGGMAN HE SAID! He took of his mask! It was my 7th grade civics teacher Mr.P! But im not really Mr.P becuase I am actually Dr.P. But im acutally Captin P! But Im actually Count Peeleea But im actually P Bob P Pants! But im actually Frnken P But im actually Baseball P! BUT IM ACTUALLY PEE PAW! NO PEE PAW I YELLED! THAN I DIED! I BECAME A GHOST AND POSSED A STATUUE! AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEE PAW! "FINISH HIM" A voice yelled! I ripped of PEE PAWS BALLS! I started humping around the entire world screaming PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS