User:MisterXenomorph

Hello everybody, I am Mr. Xenomorph and I always have that sunshine in a bag!

About meh
I am an ordinary gamer, writer, and singer. I am fun, charismatic, and I bring chills down your spine with my stories. I have Aspergers Syndrome, so don't be surprised when one day I get snarky or if I get over my head sometimes.



List of stuff I like
Gorillaz

Lord of the Rings Star Wars

Alien vs. Predator

Fallout

Elder Scrolls

Sonic

Minecraft

Mystery Science Theater 3000

JROTC

Uncharted

Bioshock

Lego

Hitchcock

Stephen King

Zombie Movies

Lovecraft

Playstation.

The Godfather

The Sopranos

How I rate Creepypasta's
(° ͜ʖ ͡°)/10 - I had a good laugh on your story, namely Mutathar is Love, Mutathar is Life.

1/10- You did a horrible job on making your creepypasta. I rate this if you have more than 10 cliche's There is a lot of that.

2/10- Good Try, but you have some very bad content.

3/10-You need some homework to do.

4/10- It was meh. Read more stuff!

5/10- Uh, pass.

6/10-Now you have the fate on becoming a born writer. Keep Trying

7/10- Very good try, you exceed on mostly everything. I rate this if you have a good idea, but you got some grammar issues.

8/10- Wow, good story bruh. Way beyond the meh.

9/10- You exceed at everything, but not perfect.

10/10- You are a born Urkle.

When I review your pastas, I usually keep it short and sweet. When your creepypasta has more detail, it longer.

My Pastas
The Diary of Angela S. Yorke

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: Episode 66

The Gallery of Henri Beauchamp

Swirls

Subject Q1100317

A Very Eccentric Nightmare

Great People
This part of my profile is in the works

StarMan269 - Great newcomer

I love scary stories - An awesome person to talk with!

My favorite pages

 * Here
 * Gorillaz Wiki
 * The Sopranos Wiki
 * Bioshock Wiki

Goals!

 * 1) Be a NUA
 * 2) Get a read by Mutathar
 * 3) Get 1000 edits
 * 4) Win Creepypasta of the Month
 * 5) Get a Butterkarp of Luck
 * 6) Be an admin