User:KScythe

Kayden Samanmit



Haunted



I’m never going on the internet again after this scary experience.





So I found this game on Facebook called 666Ben.avi.exe/you.will.die.soon.gov.

I thought it looked cool so I clicked it and then blood came out of my screen. I was super scared so I ran away. It was night so I went to my bed. I went onto pornhub because I was horny. I screamed. It said that my 5 videos were up and that I couldn’t watch anything. I smiled and I used my super hacks. I got in. I went to categories and pressed top rated. “Oh god.” There was this girl with 1 eye. I realized, oh my god. She is part of the illuminati. I was so scared that I huddled in a corner closing my eyes. I opened my eyes and saw Sarah Jessica Parker. I took out my gun and killed myself. Then I revived and saw a naked old lady. I screamed and ran out of my house going towards my friend’s house. I fell. I saw Bob Marijuana ahead of me. “HELP! BOB.” He looked at me and said, “Don’t worry, be happy.”  Wait, he didn’t make that song. “GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SONG STEALER.” I did a y+y fakey fakey ladder shot 360 no scope. Then a scary person stopped me and told me that I wasn’t mlg and that he was going to fuck my mother. I screamed. I ran to my mom’s car. There was this stupid girl. She said, “I’m in me mom’s car, vroom vroom.” I said, “U WOT M8” and shanked her with a penis. I then saw a dead person. He said, “You’re next.” then he ran away even though he’s dead. I WAS BEING HAUNTED. I ran and then I saw Rebecca Black’s new album. I died.

I will never go on the internet again. I am dead. It was scary. Then I saw in the sky 666Ben.avi.exe/you.will.die.soon.gov

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