User blog comment:Kazou Kiriyama/wat/@comment-7706473-20140804074312

If I can stay awake long enough and/or next time we're both in chat at the same time, I'll tell you a few 'funny' anecdotes... Anyway, I empathize, majorly.

Depending on the group, I'd just say 'I have something important to tell you', wait a few minutes in silence, and then tell them you're a guy. And then link them to this. Then, in the confusion, steal their valuables and jump into your get-away car!

A flawless plan, right?