User:Tyler.howell.1848

The worst vacation ever. Dear dairy, I guess it all started a week ago I was was packing for a trip to an island resort with my girlfriend after packing I turned out the lights and went to bed. It felt lonely without my younger brother living with me anymore. He owns a plot of land that used to have an old house on it but it misteriosly got burnt down and so he belt a new house where the old one was. The next morning I woke up and got dressed I decided since we are vacationing I put on a short sleeve shirt witch is a first since I'm more confortible in a long sleeve shirt I kinda felt like my cousin who is fat but some how has very muscular arms. I then took off to my girlfriends private airport I forgot to mention my girlfriend is fricken rich any way there at her private plane was My girl her butler and my brother who came to see us off I gave him a hug and we said goodbye then me my girlfriend and her butler got on the plane and we took off to the island. On the way we saw a promotional add for the island it advertised wonderful food so good that I ignored my girlfriend. When we got to the island we had to make a crash landing seeing how the the air strip was covered in some oil like paint for a second I thought it looked like me but that can't be possible can it. We got off the plane and my girlfriendd butler who calls me master so I guess he's mine to told me to go and find some assistance so I walked around and found a preshurewasher on the ground it had a logo on it it looked like my brothers crazy next door neighbor but anyways I power washed the goop as I like to call it then the cops showe'd up. Finally I can get a thank you from the boys in blue I thought to myself but they pulled their guns and said hands up and took me to jail they told me that I vandalized there whole island and I had to clean it up damn it I told  you I just got here an hour ago man you guys are hard headed any way I was sentenced to comuity service until the island is clean so the next day when I got out of jail I went with my girlfriend to see the statue at town square  but when we got there there was a man that was blue but he looked exactly like me then he jumped  off the statue and ran after  my girl taking her to a speed boat and then to a island that was a big theam park little did he know I was rady to take him on hiding under his boat like 007 I jumped on to the boat and brought his ass to justice later that evening my girlfriend kissed me on my big round nose and said good night Mario I love you thank you for saving me today.