Talk:The Truth About Garfield/@comment-72.67.3.122-20160306091743

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you damned pooch? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in snoozing school. And ive even been involved in numerous secret raids on John's favorite plant. and i have over 300 confirmed lasagas, i am trained in newspaper warfare and i am the top snoozer in the entire us armed nappers. You are nothing to me but just another dinner meal. I will wipe you the fuck out with lasaga the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with eating my lasaga over the internet? Think again, Fucker. As we speak, i'm contacting my secret network of mice across the usa, and your lasaga is being eaten right now. So you better prepare for the newspaper, spider. The newspaper that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call yer dinner. Youre' fucking dead, Jon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can eat you in over 700 ways, and thats just with my bare mouth. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed eating, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states' lasaga cooks and i will use them to my full extent to wipe your miserable ass into orbit, you stupid mutt. If only you could have only known what unholy retrobution your little 'meme' was about to bring down on you, mabye you would have held your fucking lasaga. but you couldnt, but you didint, and now your praying the price you godamned pooch. I will shit lasaga all over you and you will drown in it. Youre' fucking dead, monday.