User:Creepywizard

The Day Mario Died

It all happened on July 16 2008, I was at home watching some super bros. on YouTube. So that made me want to play it again. So I went to go get my old DS that I got for my birthday, I had all my Mario games. But I didn't have super mario bros. So I went to EB Games to get a copy, but they were out of stock. So when I was driving back home I seen a yard sale, so went to go look around an suprisingly there it was, Super Mario Bros. I asked how much they wanted for it they said "take it FOR FREE" I said thank you and I was off. I put it in my DS an it started off normal, but then it flashed multiple times and I'm not joking on this one it almost gave me a seizure. I screame aloud " WHAT THE HELL" then the started with the cutscenes at the start only this time darker. And in the background I could see a demon like thing that looked like it had babies with bowser, it had a distinct laugh that you could hear just a little bit. I finally tried to play the game, but instead of starting at the first level I ended up at bowsers castle. I proceed to play the game, no enemies no jumps or anythin, just strait land. I finally got to he boss battle which wasn't bowser it was the demon like thing in the background at the start. The beast screamed so loud I ears were ringing then lots and lots of gombas fell from the sky but they died. Then the demon grabbed Mario then Snaped his neck but instead of restarting, a box with text came up saying "I'm sorry, Because people have made mods, my master has punished me but YOU!! Bowser is he demon he does not like me or you. You are not welcom in this world I ain't either" FLASH! my life does not exist.