User blog:WildViper009/Tea Blog for Meds.

So, Meds, I am making this blog for you, because of how much you love tea.

Here is an average excuse for someone to NOT want tea:

"I don't want to start any trouble"

This is what you say:

"Then you'll drink the tea I made you"

Another excuse:

"I'm allergic to caffeine..."

What you say:

"But this is TEA"

Finally, the final excuse:

"I'm sorry, Meds, but he just died..."

This is what you say:

"What a shocker.... I'll make everybody a cup of tea!"

A FACT ABOUT TEA:

One person made a cup of tea, using 155 beags because she forgot herself. It was the strongest cup of tea EVER made. Of course, the maker didn't mind, she was taste blind. However, her poor husband was sent to hospital.

ONE THING BEFORE YOU GO!

Anything that isn't tea:

Anything that sounds like from a Chinese takeaway menu.

Anything that rhymes (I.e. A hint of mint, ot Ginger binger)

Anything that has a fancy name (I.e. Posh Deluxe)

Anything that hasn't got the word TEA on it.