Anything You Want (AYW)

Foreword
You all know video games. If you don't, grow a brain and come back. But I bet barely any of you know what video games are.

You see, video games are a manner of entertainment. For us to relax, and have a good time. But, of course, everyone has different tastes. You may like Pikmin, and your best friend may like Sonic. It doesn't matter. But, of course, not everyone can like the one video game. There is not a single video game where no person has said "I'm not fond of this", or something like that. Video games are unique in their own way, each one different from the other (excluding all the new Mario games). That's why I find awards for "greatest video game" stupid. Because there is no greatest. The only way a game would be the greatest is if it was always the way you wanted it, when you wanted it. It would have to be anything you want. So, allow me to tell you a story. And, for this story, we must be under the illusion that such a game CAN exist. Now, onwards.

-Mister Dark.

AYW Video Journal #1
Hello everyone! My name is Ashi. No, I'm not Japanese. My dad found it cool and my mum found it suited me. I'm constantly explaining that to people. But I'm going to tell you what happened to me about a year ago. Trust me... Hearing the story that changed my life may even change yours. Who knows. So I suggest you get comfortable, because this one's a big one. So... I think I'll start with saying that... I'm nothing special. I'm just your average bloke, who spends all of his time home or at the pub. But I did quite a bit of gaming too. I never actually realised how much until I pulled all my old junk down from the attic and realised I was just shy of 110 games. I also had quite a few consoles as well. So, I sold a lot of the stuff (even the broken games and consoles. Take that, GameStop!) and ended up with a lot of money. So, with this, I thought I would go buy that new Pokemon game. I think they ran out of colours or something, because now they're using letters. So, I found a nice place nearby that had it cheaper than at most places. Seemed pretty convenient. So, I went on down to the store, and immediately found the game I was looking for. I came up to the cashier. The following conversation went a bit like this:

Me: "I would like to buy this, please." ???: "Who doesn't, these days?" Me: "Die-hard Christians." ???: "Hehe, that's a good one. What's your name?" Me: "Ashi. And, don't ask. I'm not Japanese." ???: "Well, aren't you lucky that you have an uncommon name? I'm Greg. Yeah. Not kidding." Me: "At least it's better than being asked if you're Asian every five seconds."

He then scanned the game and pressed a few buttons on his cash machine.

Greg: "Here you go. Have fun playing with chopsticks." Me: "Fuck you too."

I then left the store. That place is nice, I come there often. After a while I got to be good friends with Greg. But... It wasn't until months later that this story gets kicked into gear. I'm sorry, but I haven't got much time left on this video recording. I'll tell you some more next time.

AYW Video Journal #1
Work in progress.