User:DoomMaster10913

"You are huge! That means you have huge guts! RIP AND TEAR!"

~ William "Doomguy" Blazkowicz III

What up? I'm just your casual Doom/Quake player, I also sell Stroyent and Stroyent accessories.

My favorite bands (In no specific order)

 * Metallica
 * Pantera
 * System of a Down
 * Primus
 * Gorillaz
 * Slayer
 * Black Label Society

People I'd come running at, shouting "NOTICE ME, SENPAI!":

 * James Hetfield,
 * Philip Anselmo,
 * Dimebag/Diamond Darrell (even though he's dead),
 * John Romero,
 * FlakyPorcupine.

Things I'll have

 * Two number 9's,
 * A number 9 large,
 * A number 6 with extra dip,
 * A number 7
 * Two number 45's, one with cheese,
 * A large soda.

Don't you just love memes?

Games I play (In no specific order)
Besides Doom and Quake, I play other games as well. Such as...
 * F.E.A.R.
 * Killer Instinct (SNES) Killer Instinct Gold (N64), and Killer Instinct 2013 (Xbox One)
 * Wolfenstein 3D
 * Call of Duty (Trying to beat Call of Duty 2)
 * RAGE
 * Super Mario Bros.
 * Minecraft (Only when my brothers want me to play it with them.)
 * Terraria (Same as Minecraft)
 * Donkey Kong 64
 * Legend of Zelda
 * Pokemon: Sapphire Version (I love my Swampert "Superfish" he's the sweetest Pokemon in the entire world. And Arceus bless him. BUT HE'S OLD AS FUCK!)
 * Halo (Very rarely, though)

A small list of stupid and random things I once did.

 * On my 16th birthday, I was sitting on my bed and just humming the beginning of "South of Heaven" by Slayer and then 3 minutes later, I jump off of my bed and started head banging, saying "ON AND ON SOUTH OF HEAVEN!" I don't know why I did that, my best guess is because I was overjoyed at getting a Sylveon plush that I named after a... certain character.
 * In 3rd grade, I wasn't looking where I was going, so I ran into a metal dumpster and chipped my tooth.
 * I sang my own version of "We're Going On a Bear Hunt" called "We're Going On a Strogg Hunt" in fact, I still do.
 * I made the "Things I'll Have" list.
 * I made this list you're reading right now.

Stories I've written

 * The Slipgate Complex
 * A Sadness Inside (Cancelled)
 * Let's End it All (Just started)

Other unimportant things you need to know about me.

 * Xbox LIVE gamertag: DoomMaster10913
 * I fear and respect the moderators and admins as though they were gods.
 * One series I'm head over heels for is "I Won't Leave You" by FlakyPorcupine. Why, you ask? Well, let's say that you're doing something right when you hit someone who spends most of his free time playing Quake and Doom right in the feels. Strangely enough, this story makes me want to play even more Quake, despite being a Pokemon related story.
 * Point is, I play WAY too much Quake now that I have discovered that story. I used to play Doom before I figured out such a story existed.
 * If I had a theme song that would be used to celebrate my achievements, it would be "Fire It Up" by Black Label Society. Or if I accomplish something that took forever to do, then it's "Burning Jacob's Ladder" by Mark Lanegan.
 * You probably think I'm high off of drugs or something, but that's where you're WRONG, son! I actually have autism, and I think the time I ran into the dumpster might also have something to do with my stupidity, I'm not sure.
 * I prefer my Cheetos like I prefer my memes, spicy.
 * My theme song would be "Darkness Lingers" from the N64 version of Quake II.
 * Although I'm happy for what seems to be all the time, don't get me angry, or you'll figure out why "Darkness Lingers" is my theme song.