Zosan.zip

Zosan.Zip

A chronicle of the strange occurrances that have been happening to me lately. I'm trying to find out what is going on and this is not yet complete, but this is what has happened so far...

Pt. 1

This may not come as a surprise to you but I am not known for being the most chaste person in the world. I often troll the internet in different forums satiating my need for sexual and dark content. It was during one of these episodes that all of this weird shit started happening. Now, I'm not the best writer when it comes to my own experiences so you may find my style quite plebian but bear with it, the word fuck won't kill you to read.



About two weeks ago I was going through various forums that were linked off TUMBLR trying to find doujinshi of my favorite shipping, Zoro and Sanji from One Piece. Before you stop reading, I can assure you there will be no sexual content as I haven't been able to look at anything even remotely One Piece related since the incident. Not from personal choice, mind you, but something weird happens with my internet connections whenever I do. Anyway, back to the story. I had found myself on a very simple webpage with a downloadable file link. I don't know the name of the page and I'm unable to find the link on Tumbler again so I can't tell you for sure what the page was, but since I was on my old computer I decided to forgo caution and download it anyway since it was a .zip file and most doujinshi is stored that way. It was Zosan.zip



When I downloaded it my virus detecter didn't make a fuss so I figured I was good to go. I went through my documents and decompressed it to find it opened into five different files. This was no doujinshi. There was a video file Zosan.wmv, three picture files Zoro.JPG, Sanji.JPG, and HelpMe.JPG and an executable file urnxt.exe. I found the executable file to be really odd since I was only looking for picture files but I shrugged that off. If I didn't click it, nothing would happen, right? So I took a sip of my Monster Energy drink and decided to open the first file.



The first file was a benign AMV of different Zoro and Sanji doujinshi cut to the song "Le Bien Qui Fiat Mal" by Mozart Opera Rock. I watched it through noting how the creator did a good job at making the photos appear in and out with the music. It was quite entertaining and I figured that it would work to appease me until I could find another file to download later. After it finished I closed my Media Player and went back to the folder to click Zoro.JPG. This is where things began to take a turn for the odd.



When I opened Zoro.JPG it was the picture of him holding his head in his hand and smiling manaichally. You know, that picture that they use in memes all the time. But this copy of the picture reminded me of something out of the Zalgo creepypasta. His eyes and smile were blacked out with wavy lines of black running from them. The pictures color had been faded and it just looked kind of creepy. I was taken aback by this since the folder had contained such a nice AMV, for someone to be trolling after creating that they must've been really looking to give a bunch of teenage girls a good scare. I shrugged and decided to continue on, since I don't scare easily and I don't find a quick paint editing of a picture to be horrifying in the least.



Sanji.JPG was about the same. It was a picture of Sanji with his eyes and mouth blacked out and lined running down his face, just like in the Zalgo images. I was laughing by this point because the images were pretty poorly done, but they darkened them and sapped the color out of them both which made them slightly creepier. I was debating on opening the HelpMe file when I heard a loud crash from my living room. I ran out there to see what had happened and expecting to have to yell at whichever one of my cats caused the noise and when I looked I realized that my collection of One Piece manga had fallen off the shelf and upon looking behind me, I saw all three of my cats peering from the bedroom door, slightly bristled. I took a deep breath and turned to my books to put them back. I figured since I live by a train station it must've been the vibrations of a passing train. Granted I didn't hear one but people tend to habituate to common noises and drown them out easily. When I finished I went back to my room and double clicked the HelpMe file.



HelpMe.JPG was just a picture of a girl. She looked to be in her late teenage years with long black hair and a really beautiful face. She was damn near mezmorizing to look at. Even though the picture looked a bit over exposed it was nicely taken. How odd that it would go from those two scary picture to this nice one. I wondered if she was the creator of this file or not, wanting to showcase herself along with her work. That made me chuckle a bit to think that someone so sweet looking would make something so creepy. And then my mind wandered the the .EXE file that came with the bunch, her shirt had the periodic table on it so obviously she enjoyed science, did that translate to computer sciences as well? And if so what had she created? I shrugged and moused over the file, I had three other computers so if this one fried, it wouldn't be the end of the world. With that I clicked.



urnxt.EXE shut my computer down completely. I didn't get an error message or a blue screen of death, I got the "Windows needs your permission to close these programs before shutting down" prompt before the programs closed anyway and the computer shut down. I waited a minute to see if it was going to restart but it didn't. With a sigh I decided to break for a moment and have a cigarette since I was pretty sure my computer was fried. As I walked past my living room to step outside I noticed my Manga were rearranged. Now I don't have the entire set but I still keep them in numerical order so to see volume 1 by volume three and volume 6 by an upside down volume 9 startled me. I'm pretty fucking OCD and I know I didn't do that. My husband wasn't home either so he couldn't have done it and my cats don't have thumbs. I shook my head, went over to them and fixed them before turning and stepping outside to chain smoke a few cigarettes while I cleared my head. That whole experience was a bit too odd for my tastes. But it was about to get far worse as I would come to find out.



<p class="MsoNormal">When I got back inside and found my bearings again I decided to boot up the computer and see how much damage had been done. It booted up normal sans the "Windows shut down improperly" blurb and when I finally logged into my desktop I noticed the background had been changed to HelpMe.JPG. This made me frown for a second, what a narcissitic person to not only want you to see their picture but to make it your fucking background with an executable file. I sighed and went into my photos to change it back to its normal setting. I then opened Google Chrome so I could try to find that TUMBLR post again and reply to it so other people didn't download it. When I typed in the url though, I was greeted with "Google Chrome cannot access this website" page. I rolled my eyes, how fucking stupid. So instead I logged into Facebook and then Youtube in a different tab and just decided to go about my night and forget about the whole thing.

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<p class="MsoNormal">It was about two hours later that I decided I should probably delete the file I had downloaded, just in case that .exe got ran again by accident. When I opened it up I noticed that the file was missing and replaced with a text document. I sighed and clicked it, it was only text anyway. The words were in a jumble. A bunch of boxes denoting missing characters but there was an untouched sentence that read "We travel through the wires, we exist in the dark, we don't like to be seen". ‘Okay, that's kinda' fucked', I thought as I closed it out. I decided not to delete the folder so I could show it to my friends at some point and closed it out, returning to what I was doing on the internet.

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<p class="MsoNormal">I had decided to look up AMVs on youtube as I felt the need to listen to music and clicked on a One Piece one done to the song "You're Going Down". When I clicked it my internet connection died. I growled a bit and closed out the tab only to see my connection come back on. What the actual fuck? I rolled my eyes and clicked another one to see my connection die again. Okay, so my computer doesn't seem to like any links having to do with One Piece. I'm not even sure if you can write a program like that but fuck it I'll switch to the gaming computer' I though before shutting down my old computer and switching to the "good" computer that we use for online gaming.

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<p class="MsoNormal">I got on and started watching my AMVs only this time they were based around Naruto instead. I figured I'd had enough of One Piece for the day anyway. After a while I went to bed and nothing further happened. The next day I went to work and the day progressed normally, until I got home. When I got home I walked into a very bright computer room. The blinds were open... We never open the blinds. The light causes too much glare and there are other apartments behind ours that could see into the windows. I shook my head "The husband must've done it" I sighed as I sat down and began to play on the gaming computer again, this time just checking my facebook and various social networking sites (Sans TUMBLR as I only check that when I'm looking for naughty things).

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<p class="MsoNormal">An hour later my husband came home and asked why the blinds were up. I told him I kept them up as I had thought he'd put them up, but he denied doing it so I went over and shut them. That was odd but maybe he was just fuckin' with me. I decided to check out the latest One Piece manga as it was Wednesday and loaded up the Manga site I use. I clicked the link and my entire Google Chrome crashed out. Annoyed I reopened it and went to a different site and tried the link there. Google Chrome crashed again. "WHAT THE LIVING FUCK!" I had yelled it out of frustration which brought my husband into the room. I told him it was just the sites being shitty and he came over and clicked the link for me. They worked ... I read the manga and then decided to lay off anything anime for a while, as I was pretty sure it was driving me slowly insane somehow.

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<p class="MsoNormal">It was a couple days later that shit started to get real weird outside of my computer life. I was at work (I work as a cashier) and the security cam monitor that is positioned above the counter started to have weird shadows flashing across it. Well not Shadows but a Shadow. I would look up every so often in between customers and see a black mass standing behind the counter. Now this is a low frame per second camera so it isn't odd for it to glitch every now and then. I decided to ignore it and continue with my work. When I went to stock up in the cooler later though, I found that the Soda was mixed around from its normal places. No one had been in the cooler since I was in there last so I decided to skip doing the cooler and just go do my shift change.

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<p class="MsoNormal">As I was adding the numbers of the days sales up in the then empty store I noticed someone say "It's really cold". Not paying much attention to my surroundings I replied "I know right?". Then my head shot straight up and I looked around to find myself in a still empty store. The doorbell that tells us when someone comes in or out hadn't rung. I took a deep breath, finished the calculations in my head because it was faster than the calculator and went outside for a cigarette. I stayed outside until the next shift person came.

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<p class="MsoNormal">When I got home I noticed my manga were out of place again and asked my husband about it. He just shrugged and said he hadn't noticed, so I fixed them and went into my computer room. I quickly changed from my work clothes into a pair of sweats and my Trafalgar Law hoodie and decided to play on the computer for a bit. It was all going fine until I tried to load up TUMBLR again. The internet crashed when I did. I reopened it and loaded up youtube and facebook. Both worked so I tried TUMBLR again. And crash. After opening my other pages back up a second time I tried to load up One of my favorite One Piece Doujinshi from Youtube (Spit Out Your Soul), which prompted a "404" error. I lit a cigarette (something I rarely do inside the house) "This shit is getting old" I mumbled. I decided to just get onto facebook and fuck around there for a bit which is why I decided to take the picture I'm about to show you. Mind you, I'm in a room with nothing on the walls but as you can see in the photo there is a strange light annomoly. When I noticed it I put it in my image corrector and took out the color and shadows while raising the brightness. That's when that face appeared. What the actual fuck is behind me?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Since I can't seem to access anything One Piece related and I'm starting to become worried I figured I'd post this right now. I'll update this when I have more information as to what is happening. I'm having my cousin actually upload this though. I tried to upload those pictures and I couldn't do it, but it seems if I don't touch it then everything goes right. I hope I found out what's going on...

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All of the photos are in the Gallery, I'll keep you all updated as things go on...