Talk:You Can't Run, You Can't Hide./@comment-26480939-20160811230022

???

Dafuq did I just read? o_o

You got a f*#$ed up Zelda: Wind Waker game, some mysterious black figure chased you, then it comes out of the game into the 'real world', and it turns out that you were the 'black figure' all along?

Dudebro, PLZ. *rolls eyes*

Okay, time to give this the full DAE rating system:

Grammar/Spelling: Actually pretty decent. Only some slight capitalization mistakes. 10/10 here.

Scare Factor: Almost nonexistent. 0/10 here.

Shock Factor: Again, almost nonexistent. Jumpscares are nothing new at this point. 1/10 here.

The game itself, or Meat: *scratches head* I don't really know WHAT to say here. None of that even exists in Wind Waker. There's no mysterious black figure, Link doesn't get eaten, no chase sequence with the MBF, none of that. You seriously need to play WW and make the 'meat' part more believable. 1/10 here, and that's being generous.

Cliché usage: Dear Lord, this is so high. A disc that looks weird, strange/altered intro movie/sounds, creepy file names, almost instakilled when starting the game proper, strange creature not in the game itself, jumpscares, disturbing 'Game Over' screen, title screen getting changed to something creepy, paranoia on one of the character's parts, mysterious vanishings, unsettling notes, monster comes out of the game and attacks you in real life, whispering strange things in your sleep? I'm sorry, but this is so cliché-ridden, it breaks my scale entirely. No rating, on account of it exceeding the bounds of this.

Overall, this gets a 3/10 Needs significant improvements.