Talk:Pac-SAW/@comment-8485155-20151206062838

Everything Wrong With: Pac-SAW

"Have you ever seen the movie SAW?" - Yes. All 7 of them, actually. They're all better than this shit. [+1]

"You're probably already interested, so I'll tell you now." - No. I'm not interested. And the fact that you thought I would be earns you another 5 sins. [+5]

"I saw her die, and immediately turned the TV off. I couldn't take it anymore." - Really? That's where you turned off the movie? After the girl getting eviscerated by a sawblade? After a girl getting roasted alive? After a girl getting a rusty fishhook pulled through her body from her stomach and then getting impaled through her neck? I call bullshit. [+1]

"What if the whole game was just Pac-Man's SAW trap? What if Jigsaw put the trap on him while you were inserting a coin?" - Yeah. What if Jigsaw put Pac-Man in a SAW trap 24 years before SAW was even created? Oh, wait. [+1]

"What if when he got hit by a ghost, the trap would activate, and his mouth would open so much he would die? I was thinking that for the rest of the day." - But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME Theory! Thanks for reading. [+1]

"I was once browsing the deep web and found a page called 'Pac-SAW'" - Being on the deep web instantly gets you 50 more sins. [+50]

"I downloaded the file, and my computer shut off. I pressed the power button, and it wouldn't turn on. Turns out it was a virus that only affected Windows 7 computers." - Oh, good. So that means the story's over, right? Sin retracted. [-1]

"I hopped on my Surface Book and downloaded that same file." Oh, for fuck's sake. [+2]

"Hello. I'd like to play a game." - Really? You write a Pac-Man/SAW crossover pasta and you can't even get the Jigsaw quote right? [+1]

"I believe it was gore stuff." -There's nothing wrong with this line. This is gold. [+0]

"I took out the battery" - As opposed to just turning the damn thing off normally. [+1]

"It was the day after I played that gruesome hack." - I would never have been able to guess that it was the next day. Especially after you named this section of the story "THE NEXT DAY". [+1]

"Now, I never use that laptop. I bought a new Surface Book, never play any arcade hacks, never will. I actually worry about turning on my old Surface Book now, as I always hear a voice when I do." - Really? You just said that you don't use the damn thing anymore! [+1]



Sin Count: 64

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Sentence: HELL