The Binding of Grief Ritual

Do you have a problem in life? A certain someone giving you a hard time? Failure at work or school? Well.. heh.. then this is for you. This must be done alone, however

NOTE: This ritual needs to be done anywhere between 1 am and 6 am.

You will only need a strong will and salt. Also.. If these spirits catch you... well.. hahahaha.... they'll turn you *inside out*. heheheh..
 * 1) So to begin you need to first find 5 items around you home that you hold immense value for,Then you must either damage them or put them away. The reason for this is that you must prove to the unknown that you are willing to sacrifice ANYTHING for their help.
 * 2) After damaging or putting away the items shout "I give up these items, bestow my your grace".
 * 3) Create a circle of salt around you. I would suggest an area where a weapon is available.
 * 4) As you create the circle you will hear faint laughter of a child in the back of your mind, ignore this and continue to create the circle. Soon you will feel a slight breeze. Again, ignore this.
 * 5) Once the circle is created, Stand still for 30 seconds. Whisper to yourself "I ask of you to give me your grace, I ask of you to give me your grace".
 * 6) After 30 seconds have passed grab a sharp knife, but do so quickly. If the weapon is in another room, run. And put another circle around where you got the weapon.
 * 7) Using the blade, cut your finger, and drop some blood inside the circle.
 * 8) This will attract the unknown forces to you. Next, close your eyes. Keep them closed. Because you have summonded them to you, they will take this as an invite to breach the circle. DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES.
 * 9) Wait for 30 seconds... grab your knife and thrust it forward. You will feel a breeze immediately                   You have now allowed the spirit to call for help. Here is where the night will be challenging.
 * 10) You must now find the five valued items and put a circle of salt  around them all. Crack any mirrors in the home and for God's sake,  don't turn around.
 * 11) For every mirror you crack you will weaken a spirit. Once the mirrors are cracked you must return to your original salt circle. Stay there until the dawn of day floods your home with sunlight. The spirits will now leave and you will be free to do your daily business.

Now, there is no doubt you are wondering why you should risk this. Well like I mentioned earlier if you have a problem in your life, by now you will have proved yourself by surving the night. Things will start to get better at the start of a new day, and well.. you know that bully who won't leave you alone? Well he may "suddenly" have a change of heart, or in severe cases.. you may just find his body in the gutter.