User blog:Kazou Kiriyama/Kiyoshi Rants: Math

I hate math. WHY DOES IT EXIST. I'M ASIAN AND I CAN'T DO FUCKING MATH.

Example: Johnny has 30 apples. If Sarah gives him 29, how many apples does he have? Too many. TOO FUCKIN' MANY. WHO NEED 59 FUCKING APPLES FOR ANYTHING? I DON'T. AND I LOVE APPLES.

Next, division. JUST USE A FUCKING CALCULATOR. I HAVE A FUCKING PHONE IN MY POCKET THAT DOES THE MATH FOR YOU. it's amazing, technology.

Last year, we spent 9 weeks going over the differences between simple and compound interest. FUCKING 9 WEEKS.

also my math teacher got knocked up.

Next time, I rant about Flaky.