Glalie's Meal

Pokemon Sapphire: Glalie has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this Pokémon enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion.

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A lone trainer once heard of a certain cave

Not knowing it were people and Pokemon's grave

He goes in with his team of two

A Flygon and a Staryu

The Beartics attacked one after another

He didn't give any thought as he beat them, farther

He went into a room of ice

Not knowing he would pay the price

A Glalie stood there, depraved of meals

He said "Oh yes, this one, I should steals"

The trainer sent out his Staryu

Glalie crunched it up and said "I did this for you."

The trainer used Flygon in a fit of rage

Alas, Glalie froze it and turned it's last page

The trainer was now in shock

The Glalie froze him into a block

The Glalie then sat there leisurely at his throne of ice

Freezing and eating anyone who paid the price.