Thread:TheMLGGriefing/@comment-5675310-20140224011754

YO, MEH NAME'S MARCUS AND I'LL BE YOUR NEW USER ADVISOR (NUA) ON YOUR LOVELY VACATION HERE AT THE SOG WIKI! ENJOY YOUR STAY, HAVE A BEER, AND RELAX! NO ONE HERE WILL HURT YOU HERE, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE JEFF THE KILLER.

OTHER THAN THAT, I JUST WANNA TELL YA TO READ TEH RULES SO YA DON'T BREAK ANY. YOU CAN FIND A LINK TO THEM AT THE FRONT PAGE. ALSO, IF YOU HAVEN'T ANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS, ASK A CHAT MOD AN ADMIN OR ANOTHER NUA, THERE GUARANTEED TO KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT!

(Note: Guarantee not actually real) 