User blog:FlakyPorcupine/I'm not dead/Introducing new creepypastas

I am well aware that I had promised new creepypastas time and time again, but I had made no attempt at writing and submitting them. This isn't because my creativity or interest in the wiki had declined, quite the opposite.

My laptop, only a few months old, broke down. I could send it in to get fixed, but since it had the life expectancy of a suicidal fruitfly, I will be buying another altogether. Having a new job rules.

When I return, I will start pumping creepypasta after creepypasta. None will be rushed, mind you, but my creativity is at a peak and being forced to chastise it is driving me insane.

I will be on a tablet for now. Don't expect too much out of me for now. I long to return.