Thread:TheCosmicDestroyer/@comment-6061247-20130219045219/@comment-5594403-20130226015501

Procrastinateous is getting it's own page on this wiki one day.

I'm tempted to write a creepypasta on the word, a decent, 2-3 paragraph one. Short but sweet?

Hmm.

"The man fell silent, infected by the airborne Procrastinateous virus, which had seeped into the compound..."

tl;dr of story premise: "A virus keeps you aware, but prevents you from reaching any objectives, like eating, or sleeping. (Breathing is excluded due to the virus needing a host to be able to spread easily, a mutation of natural selection.)"