User blog comment:H. Phone/10 Reasons Why I Chose H. Phone As My Username/@comment-7706473-20130617221717

Time you'll never get back, or time used to create something of value? The latter says I, for I am in awe. Awe and laughter. I choose to believe all of these are true simultaneously, and all at the same time. Meaning that you are a pair of headphones, wearing headphones, who married some headphones whom you later divorced; probably over a dispute involving a pair of headphones.