User blog:Kjack1337/DONT. take this serriously.

ANNOUCMENT
I know i will get a ton of backlash from this, but to clarify, this is a joke, and not meant to be taken seriously.

The pasta itself
Hello. My name is Racoon. Ich am a homan. I lovad videao gaems untail now. Iu aul stater wehn i braught a sp00ky diesk that sayed DEVIL666.exe on eit. Wehn i peut deisk inta teh P.C, i sawy a sp00ky imaeg of a pentagraem with 666 ien teh midell. Tehn a gaem caeled 666.xexe stwarted aup. Twho mey supresment, Teh gaem haed nathaing tew dew weth 666. Ethere waes a cremson raed rewm weith daerk raed 666thes aell ovar eit. Weith manikal veices laeghing aeit me. Tehn mey PayCay ovarheated and deaded. Wehn i whent to deh claestet, ae.... SP0000000000KY SCEARY SKRELITION PROOPED OEF TEH CLAESTET. Aend noew i aem deaded.

AEND I COEM FOR YOEU NAOWWWWWW