User:FlakyPorcupine

''"[You're] head-admin on here, Flaky. Alongside Commander and Skyward." ''- Mutahar, SomeOrdinaryGamers.

Proclaimed King of this Wiki.

"Sometimes remembering will lead into a story. That's what stories are for. Stories are for joining the past to the present. Stories are for those late hours in the night when you can't remember how you got from where you were to where you are. Stories are for eternity, when memory is erased, when there is nothing to remember except the story." - Tim O' Brien, The Things They Carried

I am probably your "go to" admin along with Kefke for most issues and fixes around the site. I prefer complaints that are constructive and thoughtful and above all mature. Ones that look like a twelve year old wrote will be passed around and mocked.

Personal Infromation
Hello there and welome to my humble little piece of the vast planes of the Some Ordinary Gamers Wikia page. May I take your jacket?

My name is Flaky. I love horror, video games, death metal and puppies.

I have as of recently been diagnosed with mild depression, and it shows. If I make mistakes or otherwise confusing actions in regards of moderating the site or shifting in mood, just keep in mind I probably am having a bad day.



My real-life name is Brandon, but I do prefer to be directed as Flaky, as it sort of became an Internet nickname and well-used alias of mine (that, and it's easier to remember for others, I find). I am often described as being a creative writer in my poetry and song lyrics, so I decided to take these so called gifts into writing creepypastas and other short stories as of recently. I am a huge fan of SoG, a channel that truly cares for its fans and its community. Perhaps, one day my own creepypastas will be read as well, but I highly doubt this.

For music taste, I am a huge fan of rock/metal, but my tastes tend to jump all over the place. I listen to soothing jazz, to calm ambience, to the golden age of hip-hop, to the chaotic drum and bass, to some of the most heavy and brutal death metal that you'll ever hear in your life.

Video Games
Well, I am some ordinary gamer!

Gaming consoles (Currently)

 * A few barely functional, if at all, Nintendo 64s
 * GameCube


 * Playstation 2


 * Wii (5792 8284 6349 6862)


 * Xbox 360 (Gamertag: Son ov Dracula)


 * PC (Steam ID: flakytheporcupine)
 * Some emulators (SNES, NES)

Favorite Games and Series

 * Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem


 * Castlevania
 * Pokemon
 * Kirby


 * Legend of Zelda
 * Super Mario


 * Mortal Kombat
 * Soulcalibur


 * Twisted Metal


 * Doom


 * Team Fortress 2

Writing Style
More and more people have been talking about my writing and my influences so I might as well just add it here. First of all, my main inspiration is poetry while writing, as I was a poet before moving on to creepypastas where I learned to be specific, metaphorical and descriptive. My favorite poets include William Butlet Yeats, T.S. Eliot, Emily Dickson and Walt Whitmen.

I am also heavily inspired by song lyrics. At first you might find that odd that music is one of my main inspirations, but when you start reading this and this, as examples, I think you'll understand.

Ironically, I don't usually go out of my way to read books, more of a music nerd than a bookworm to be perfectly honest with you all, but when I do I'm usually reading Stephen King or Neil Gaiman.

Contacts
If you ever want to reach me on another site, friend or follow me somewhere else, here are some websites I associate myself with:

RateYourMusic

GameFAQs

Xbox LIVE (gamertag: Son ov Dracula)

Last.fm

Backloggery

Twitch

Jungle Age

My Creepypastas

 * I Won't Leave You (Fan favorite and my own as well~)  CREEPYPASTA OF THE MONTH: MAY 2013!
 * Hanging Gardens (Pasta I wrote based on a song my friend's band made) CREEPYPASTA OF THE MONTH: AUGUST 2013! SOG-READ!
 * Vengeance Is Mine (Deleted)
 * Harnessing Ruin (A poem about our Lord and Savior, Zalgo)
 * Subjected to a Beating (Probably the zaniest and one of the most fucked up pastas I've ever done)
 * Just a "Nightmare" (Very proud of the outcome, making a predictible story effective) CREEPYPASTA OF THE MONTH: JULY 2013! SOG-READ!
 * Everything Dies (My second attempt at a mindfuck!)
 * And Hell Will Follow Me (Sequel to IWLY, will be released in "episodes")
 * A Mask (Shortpasta about a specific Pokemon, not a mindfuck by intention!)
 * The Crossing (Another short pasta on another Cormorant song about immigration)
 * The Diner (Based on a story I saw on a television show)
 * The Key (Pseudo-sequel to another pasta)
 * Villanelle for the Sick (Haven't written one of these in a while)
 * Uneasy Lies the Head (Catchy as fuck song, too)
 * A Howling Dust (Flaky writing about racism? WAT)
 * Another (Merry Christmas! And to all a good fright!)
 * Bells to the End (A poem I wrote during my pre-Creepypasta days)
 * The Ballad of Lonliness (A poem about I Won't Leave You)
 * Roots (Short poem about corruption)
 * Blood on the Cornfields (My first of a series of rebellion pastas, the story of Nat Turner)
 * An Odd Occurrence at the Train Tracks (Yes, this actually happened)

Migrated Creepypastas

 * The Hangman (My first and probably final migrated pasta, my favorite poem ever)
 * Abandon Lonliness (Inspiration for IWLY/AHWFM)

The songs that I named each of them after
Decibelle - Goodbye (I Won't Leave You)

Cormorant - Hanging Gardens

Morbid Angel - Vengeance is Mine

Immolation - Harnessing Ruin

Dying Fetus - Subjected to a Beating

Firstryke - Just a "Nightmare"

Cormorant - The Crossing

Cormorant - Uneasy Lies the Head

Cormorant - A Howling Dust

Electrocution - Bells to the End

Cormorant - Blood on the Cornfields

Personal achievements

 * I Won't Leave You being declared Creepypasta of the Month! of May 2013 after a long voting session that went down in a neck to neck competition between it and Prototype 10: Would you Kindly?


 * Hanging Gardens, while not being read by Mutahar, was still read on YouTube by the user DarkStarAngelo


 * Just a "Nightmare" declared as the Creepypasta of the Month of July 2013!
 * Hanging Gardens declared as the Creepypasta of the Month of August 2013!
 * Declared the title of "King of the SOG Wiki" by CTstories
 * Winning Creepypasta of the Month twice in a row.Creepypastas - Just a "Nightmare"
 * Adminship as of 9/3/2013
 * Just a "Nightmare" making it to SOG!
 * Hanging Gardens making it to SOG!


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Creepypasta Readings
List of videos of my own creepypastas being read on YouTube. I plan on reading each of them when I acquire a microphone. Yes, you have full permission to read any of my work, but I DO prefer to be notified of it at the least. Besides that, knock yourself out. :)

I Won't Leave You
''"It was boring and slow at the beginning, but it's forgivable because you did a great job at introducing the characters and getting people attached to them. Once you get further in the story you won't want to stop reading though." - Seanybobo''

Ahh, this one. We all have to start somewhere, right? This one originally started as a roleplay on an adult roleplaying site where one can make your very own characters and type into a chat. It's actually... very well set up. So I made Lonliness, you know, the eevee from Abandon Lonliness, when on the chat, late on the first day, I got private messaged from a certain sylveon asking for a vore roleplay. I actually almost made him cry.

A day later, and this was made and submitted as my first edit.

THIS CREEPYPASTA HAS NOT BEEN READ YET, IF IT HAS ALERT ME.

Hanging Gardens
"I never did like angry screaming rock music. However if you read just the lyrics to the song, it seems like one of the best poems you could ever read. I can't believe this beautiful creepypasta is based on a screaming rock song!" - Anonymous

Originally written in tribute to my friend, a brilliant mind known as Arthur von Nagel, departing from his band known as Cormorant who plays a weird mixture of metal, rock and folk music. They are honestly to be heard to be believed. They have no known boundries and can seemingly play and transition to any kind of rock music with ease. I chose this song of theirs because it tells of such a unique story that is kind of creepy on its own merits alone. So I thought, why not write a pasta about it?

DarkStarAngelo

Khdog73

atrℴx (reviewed)

SomeOrdinaryGamers

Vengeance Is Mine
Although no longer viewable here out of shame for writing such an atrocity, on both general and even my standards, this particular black sheep of my work is still viewable and readable at the Creepypasta Wiki. This is not only bad at a mindfuck, but it has some really bad word choice and grammar as well. Only recommended to those who want to know what Flaky writing a badpasta would look like.

THIS CREEPYPASTA HAS NOT BEEN READ YET, IF IT HAS ALERT ME.

Harnessing Ruin
"Can't help but wonder if somebody was reading Paradise Lost before writing this lol" - VikingFyre

I've honestly been wanting to write a Zalgo pasta for a very long time before I wrote this. Aside from the nightmare fuel images and corruption of friendly children comics and characters, Zalgo as an enity always interested me. Like some evil god straight out of the Lovecraftian world. What better way would be to convey that sheer power than a hymn-like poem written by a madman watching his world be burned by his Satanic idol?

THIS CREEPYPASTA HAS NOT BEEN READ YET, IF IT HAS ALERT ME.

Subjected to a Beating
"I think what was coming clicked fairly early on for me due to my exposure to your work, but that just made everything better. Because I have a very (very) dark sense of humor, this hit just the right note to come off as extremely funny, even if I imagine it's also pretty unpleasant(ly pleasant) for folks who haven't read your work." - Stormlilly

I can't spoil much for this one, the story tells itself without my help. This is by far one of the most grim stories I have ever written, with a bit of a satirical and black humor tone to add to the effect. I wrote this while I was suffering from writer's block, feeling uninspired, so I wrote this to express that.

atrℴx (reviewed)

Lupus Creepus

Just a "Nightmare"
"Am I the only one that finds something like this truly horrifying? Getting killed horrifically by some demented 12-year-old, some mystical little girl, a Holder, or a guy with a lot of tentacles may hurt, but at least you DIE. Something like this kinda tugs at you, an eternal, perpetual loop of uncertainty, melancholy, and soon insanity. It's a twisted kind of﻿ evil." - ThunderCavalier

Written a few days after Subjected, this ended up being my breakthrough story, months after it was originally written in early July of 2013. In addition to being read by Mutahar (THANK YOU!) it was also read by popular reader Mr. Creepypasta! Soon, a name was made for myself outside this wiki...

SomeOrdinaryGamers

GettinSpooky

satinsguard

Mr.CreepyPasta

MrCreepyshadows

Everything Dies
"So you have a culture of sacrifice for no real reason besides the battling of others, at the will of others - and just a quiet sense of inevitability. I think that kind of horror is VERY relatable in this day and age. Resignation is fear, or perhaps the point when you no longer fear anything." - Stormlilly

After my failed attempt of writing a mindfuck pasta, I decided to give it another go many months later. This time however I was met with success. Not exactly gold by any means, but I actually felt proud of my work and was glad that people actually liked this one a lot more. Not my best work for sure, but it was a fun pasta writing about something from a children's game series that I found very, very disturbing.

Not yet.



Favorite Creepypastas (in no order)

 * Three Red Seconds


 * It Watches You


 * The Cosmic Destroyer


 * Belief in Oneself


 * Never Stop Running


 * Immortality


 * A Great Time


 * Genocide City


 * Funnymouth


 * Maria's Revenge (With Footage)


 * Sorrow


 * Campfire Tale


 * Wilderness


 * Fanatics


 * Prototype 10: Would you Kindly?


 * Lucid Mystery
 * Revolution

From the Creepypasta Wiki

 * The Russian Sleep Experiment


 * Smile Dog


 * XoRax


 * Strangled Red


 * Squidward's Suicide


 * BEN


 * Pokemon: Creepy Black


 * MARIO


 * An Egg


 * WHO WAS PHONE?