The Diary of Max Netherban

Max Netherban

Status: Death by barnacle, three to go

Day one: I finally got this job! I have been waiting months, and i got it! I am so excited to invite my friends here for a visitor tour. It'll be cool!

Day three: This blue man with a briefcase has been looking at me, i wonder why does he do that? The other new dude is being looked at by that man. He's weird, and i get the chills when he sees me. I guess the other new dude is Gordon Freeman. Not so Freeman, haha.

Day five: I heard a test is gonna happen today. I wonder what it will be! I have also been promoted to a security guard, HURRAY! No more boring tests. I heard that Gordon Freeman guy is gonna help in the test....

Day five, 5 hours after resonance cascade: Shit's happened. I can't find anyone. I only have a trusty Glock-18 for equipment. I've seen crab-like creatures jumping on the scientist's heads... It looks terrifying. I have to shoot the crabs, but no result of saving. They'll die no matter what...

Day six: I've found a shotgun. Looks like an SPAS-12. Better use it. Hell, this is fun killing those creatures. Except that some of the scientist get those crabs in their faces... And somehow they have their stomach all FUCKED UP. I don't want to hurt them but, i'll have to. This was NEVER, EVER in the job application. I saw some guy going to the freezer area. He didn't come back. That blue man... I'll call him G-Man. He looks weird. The creatures won't even attack him.. I'm going to rest for a while.

Day seven: The military's here, but they are up to no good. They are going crazy. They shoot everyone on sight! Except friendly fire is punishable.. I managed to get a satchel charge and hide it in their ammo spot. I clicked the button, and boom! They lost a lot of ammo, ahahha! I now will assault one and take his MP5. Been a rough day enough.

Day eight: Last night, i went on a killing spree. I shot all the retards to death. Those fuckers can't even look forward! I managed to get tripmines, and man those were good. I've seen a bull-looking like creature, it shoots acid but i managed to outrun it. Hell, i might just take my SPAS-12 and fill them with holes!

Day nine: Hell. It's the dormitory area. One of the creatures is stuck in a television. It's trying to get out, but no success. I heard an gunshot from a dorm. I don't even want to enter that dorm. I've looked for food, and i got it. But a few pieces of bread isn't going to help me. One of the scientists had a grenade, and ran at a creature. They both exploded.

Day ten: I've succeeded to enter a area with this weird gun.. Have to say, it's heavy but powerful. Shreds them to pieces. I'm going to the Lambda Core now.

Day eleven, the death day of Max Netherban: I'm walking down the hallway. No one is there! Literally no one! I believe, that i'm getting out of here! I will go to my friends house and explain all that happened. I will

''The diary ends here. Max Netherban was strangled by an barnacle. He died at the age of 23.''