The Dead Channel

My name is David, a true hardcore gamer. I usually play games on consoles like the Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS2, etc. Despite playing much Xbox and PlayStation games, I'm one of the biggest fan of Nintendo. I always try to find obscure games, that were never existed in regions outside Japan, Korea, China, etc. One of my most favorite consoles is the legendary Wii, the system with the Wii Remote motion controls.

I bought the Wii in March 2008, when I was waiting for a game from one of my favorite franchises to be released, Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I was really, really excited to hold a Wii, and Brawl. I even spent over half of my credit card balance to my New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, Virtual Console games and more. But, one day, Devil, had came to me, exactly at 10:48 PM 17th July, 2008.

I was playing Brawl online with random people, playing on Final Destination. After playing loads of matches, I decided to go to the Wii Shop Channel and buy some WiiWare software. When I was browsing through the WIiWare section, I found a very strange thing that appeared on my screen, the Dead Channel. I was very curious, because, why would Nintendo approve this channel? And the developers who created it is unknown, because it was censored by multiple squares, and it costed 666 Wii Points. Very strange, isn't it? Still, because of my curiosity, I payed for it. It was a bit slow than other downloads, even my internet was very fast, exactly 666 seconds, or 11,1 minutes.

After passing 666 seconds, the download was completed. I open it up, and I saw a very weird thing that greeted me:

[ A - Kill Yourself ]

[ B - Kill Your Family ]

[ L - Death Settings ]

[ R - Destroy The World ]

[ HOME - Does Nothing but Start the Deaths randomly ]

[ ELSE - Death to EVERYTHING ]

I was very scared, all of my options were about the deaths of myself, my relatives and the world itself. I cannot to anything, even unplug the Wii or the TV. I have no other choice, but to press L, which my deaths will...

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