The SomeOrdinaryGamers Creepypasta Survival Guide

In order to prevent yourself from becoming the victim of some Creepypasta, follow the steps and guidelines below.

1. If some user in a chat room sends you messages such as "i see ur handsome face dont b so sad about it" and or "O)_(O" DO NOT TALK TO THIS PERSON.

2. Russian girls are bad, stay away from them.

3. Get rid of all Windows 99 computers, no one likes the Devil, especially if he transforms into a real life mesh of coding set out to kill you.

4. Games with no titles are bad, stay away from them.

5. Creepy stuff happens outside of Minecraft, even in Terraria.

6. If your mom gives you a Pokémon cartridge of a Pink game, slap her in the face.

7. No one can get away from the Slenderman.

8. Ethan might be real, if you see him, ask to play some Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.

9. ROMS and emulators usually don't work out so well.

10. Don't talk to people who cut their arms off for their god "BECASUE THERE EMO!!!"

11. DICE might have a secret facility in their headquarters, so don't sneak in there.

12. If you hear a thud in the middle of the night, go back to bed.

13. Hide and seek is a two or more player game, don't play it alone.

14. Warehouses with file extension, not a good idea.

15. Lavendar Town music might make you freeze while listening to it, delete the file.

16. MS Paint can be dangerous.

17. MS Faint can be dangerous.

18. If a tree taps on your window, just go to it.

19. If you're playing some haunted game, expect a Tails Doll to come up behind you.

20. Don't mix turtle DNA with a human's, you'll have to hail the king.

21. Get something better than a wooden shield, because it's dangerous to go alone.

22. Take a chance, but if QUEST starts acting up, make sure it's actually installed.

23. Girls named Laura are bad, but Harp Hero is a cool game.

24. Never buy games from old people for decent prices.

25. Never take games from old people, even if it's free.

26. If an entity called "The Shadow" inhabits a loved one, no one will believe you.

27. But if someone does, escape.

23. That girl you escaped from is actually pretty hot.

24. Use HMs, not an axe, a candle, or a rope.

25. Use Pikachu when you play Pokémon Yellow.

26. .Exe files are bad, don't play them.

27. If the characters in your game make a pun about the system you're playing on, take a hammer to it.

28. Shiny Lucarios are bad, even if there called "The Light."

29. If you buy a Pokémon hack from GameStop, demand your money back.

30. If your mind isn't fucked after reading a mindfuck, it might be the Inverse Effect.

31. Sometimes, Pokémon were meant to die.

32. Leeches are bad, don't let them bite you eye.

33. Don't go looking for "The Last Big Secret", people will die.

34. If you were told someone could help you, you'll find that person eventually.

35. RED.exe is a virus, don't run it.

36. Don't put "the Samus Geemer" out in the open.

37. If you're the man, that's pretty good, you can be anything.

38. Tick tock tick tock...

39. PETA makes bad Pokémon games.

40. If stuff in your game starts affecting you in real life, finish the game.

41. Even if someone else needs to die in the process.

42. If that spoon scene from The Matrix scares you, don't think about it to much.

43. If something asks you if you want to play, do not play.

44. Lavendar Town music can be used as test, don't fail.

45. If you're looking for a new hobby, don't start playing with concrete.

46. Stay away from Ilex Forest.

47. If you go looking for a place of legend, you might have a hard time finding it.

48. HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD, SCREAMS, SHOUTS, OR DEMONIC MUSIC IS NOT GOOD. (Every Pasta Ever)

49. If you run into your exact double on a chat service, your screwed.

50. You might just be being watched.

And please, add your own rules to list. Or, if you find something to fill an unlinked spot, fill it in.