User:Shanes69

One day i walked outside there was BLOOD on teh ground and then i ran inside, and i walked in on my mom dry humping my dad........there was SOOOO MUCH BLOOD i ran into my mom's bathroom tried to throw-up in teh garbage but there was a pad..... God Dammit i can never get a fucking break from blood. Later that night after spanked theh monkey for a while i flushed teh cumshot down teh shitter, I should of never opend teh god damn door jeff the killer sleder man and jane the killer were shoving bloody tampons up eachothers asses........ blood everywhere. I decided to fap to ebony anal porn later that night my girlfriend walked in on me and she wanted me to pop her cherry.....Teh blood was at least 2 gallons. So i told her to turn around and i took her from behind its like some fifty shades of grey shit. That movie was so bad it gave me so many nightmares it was almost as bad as rebba blacks friday anyways while i was getting some booty i ripped her asshole blood came out like 20 girls periods combined. I decided to call it a night so i spanked teh monkey one more time this time it was to jeff teh lady killer fucking smile dog i came in 5 seconds i came blood......... so teh next day i fell on my knee no blood came out just yum yum sauce aka jizz...........TEH END