Its Gone Too Far.

By Zion Coleman

Hey guys, My name is Jay. I am a expert Sonic gamer, I am telling the tale of what happened to me a long time ago in my home. Its was a very horrible experience for me and my friend... It was Tuesday in my hometown, nothing much was happening in my house, so I called my friend over to play some games. It was Winter break, so my dad was not so big on shoving us out the door. It was a normal day until my friend showed up, He said “Dude, I looked in my attic, and there was my old and trusty Genesis and a copy of Sonic & Knuckles.” “With the lock-on thingy?” I asked. “Yes, with the lock-on.” He replied. As we walked out the door. The trusty mailman showed up. He gave me a envelope, It was a Sonic 3 cartridge! I told my friend “Lets go play Sonic 3 & Knuckles!”

As we walked towards his house. I heard something whisper in my ear. It said “Its gone too far, Jay.” I looked around in confusion, My friend turned to me and said “Whats wrong?” He said. I looked back and told him “Nothing, just the wind playing with my mind” As soon we stepped in, we took our winter coats off. We ran to his attic as fast as our legs could. We asked his dad if we could get my friends trusty Genesis out. He said “Something that old must not work, but I will give it to you little guys anyway.” I replied “Can we also get Sonic & Knuckles out please?” He gave it to us and went back up to clean the attic.

We ran back down to go play our favorite Sonic game. His mom like usual told us to stop running in the house. So we walked to the TV and hooked our Genesis up. I had his mom help us too. We plugged Sonic 3 into Sonic & Knuckles, then the Genesis cartridge slot. We booted it up, and there was the traditional Sega logo. But the noise was the “SEGA!” scream from Sonic 3D Blast. Then it showed Sonic smashing the logo, and we saw the title screen. I screamed at what in the living corncobs I saw. The title screen was way different from when I saw it at first, Instead, the ribbon said “ITS GONE TOO FAR!” Sonic had a angry look on his face. Tails crashed into a mountain and died. And the background music sounded like whoever made it was angry or something. Me and my friend jumped backwards at the sight of that image. I pressed the START button on my controller. Sonic then broke the forth wall by saying “I tried to warn you.” Then he jumps out of the logo and spins into the screen. For 3 seconds we only saw a blue screen before it faded out to black. We skipped the data screen for a unknown reason. It automatically choose the Sonic and Tails story. I played through the first act of Angel Island. Sonic ran through the level with a angry expression on his face. When we got to the boss. Sonic spinned in mid-air and charged at the blimp. The blimp exploded in mid-air. I then saw the signpost. Sonic in the signpost was also angry. My jaw was dropped at what I saw. My friend went to go use the bathroom. I played Angel Island Zone Act 2, Only that the title card said “Primal Instincts” I played as Sonic, Alone. I was where the bomb part was. Only with no ship. I kept walking only for a cut-scene to happen.

I saw Tails, turned savage. He had a spear and started chasing Sonic. “let me kill YOU for a change” Tails said. He ran towards Sonic. Sonic ran as fast as he could. After 1 minute of running. Tails finally caught up to the blue hedgehog. And he lunged at Sonic. He then stabbed him with the spear, beat him. Then proceeded to lay him down and eat his flesh. I also puked when I saw that, My friend came back from the bathroom. He gagged for a bit. Then we restart the game. The title screen was the same. Only Sonic look mangled. White and Dark red spots were all over him. “Oh no he didn't” my friend said. Why would Tails kill Sonic? It cut to Knuckles looking at Sonic's mangled corpse. Knuckles then stood to his hands and knees and sobbed. A sadder version of the title screen music from Sonic 3 played in the background. Knuckles said things like “Why did he did that too you?” and “why did it have to be you?” A transparent version of Sonic lay atop of the corpse. “Is that his ghost?” I asked my friend. “Yup.” he said. Sonic's Ghost said “Its gone too far, Knux” Sonic's Ghost then hugged Knuckles. Then disappeared. Tails appeared behind him. Still savage. He lunged at Knuckles. Knuckles grabbed the fox. As the sad music changed to a rock version of the boss theme. “What?” I said. Knuckles held Tails by the neck and beat him. Tails jumped out of Knuckles' arms. Tails then charged at Knuckles. Knuckles looked at Tails. Knuckles punched Tails. Tails stabbed Knuckles. The rock music dies out, We see Knuckles and Tails, dead. The camera pans up. And we see the Sonic 3 and Knuckles logo. With the trio in the sky. Tails is normal now. I shut off the system, And I got my winter coat out. And walked home. I was pretty confused at what just happened. At my doorstep, there was a note, It said:

PLOT: ''Sonic is having a normal day, except that Tails is savage! So he pursuits to look for the fox. Only he dies! Knuckles must avenge the death of his pal, Sonic!'' That’s when I just went to bed. Forgetting what just happened, He was right. I took it too far, Sonic, I took it too far.

Credits! Pasta Made by: Zion Coleman Idea by: Sonic 3 Hacked Cartridge You for: Reading this stuff.

NOTE: This is my first pasta, It took almost a hour to write. Its got a few clichés here and here. But It should be good. At least.