Earthbound: Error666

I have been a huge fan of EarthBound since I played it. But I noziced something diffferent when i buyed the game agaain.... Something.... Horrible.

The Story
It all started when i was Twoson. I was having fun time.A text box appeared saying: Something showed up above the sky. I was confused what was that so I followed the shadow. It was an UFO. A enemy appeared that was called MechaBot. Then the battle beggined. Text sayed: MechaBot attacks! I was tryng to defend. But everytime a text appeared saying: Why should you fight? I  I clicked on Goods. I selected Cracked Bat and text box appeared saying: Ness eqiupped the cracked instead. Ness attacks! MechaBot was damaged to6 66 HP. But now, a different text boy appeeared saying: ERROR666. Soon i lost the battle. But i didn't died. I was alive. I checked my HP. I had 666 HP. WHAT?! 666 HP!? I sayed. When i got Paula and Jeff they had the same 666 HP. Also when i got Poo, Poo had 665 HP. Suddently, when I was to enter Twoson, Jeff sayed: Wait! Why is the tunnel dark? Ness responded: Uhhhh.... I don't really know.... I walked into the tunnel. Suddently a fight started. But there was no enemy. Text boy appeared saying: ???? Attacks! Ness's only option was to run, Paula's was to pray, Jeff's was to shoot. And Poo's was to Do Nothing. It was a good idea to make Paula to  pray hard and Jeff to shoot and defend. But a texst message appeared saying: Jeff was not able to shoot! Paula prayed with her whole heart! Another text box appeared saying: But nothing happened as to be expected. ???? Was defewated! Then a text popped up saying: YOU WON! Everybody earned 666 Exp! Paula's level is now 666! Speed incearsed by 666! IQ Incearsed by 666! Now Paula cannot pray anymore! I was shocked very much. I didn't know what to do but to thank God I survived.