The Possessed Nintendo Stars

I used to like Mario, Zelda, Kirby, Pokemon, and other Nintendo series. But I stopped playing Nintendo games because the main stars were serial killers!

One time I was going back home, I was pretty tired of shopping in CEX, You see, What happened in CEX, I heard a whisper when I picked up Super Smash Bros Brawl, the whisper sounded like Kirby and the others saying: "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!!!". I got a little freaked out. On the way home, I saw someone in front of me, He looked depress, he had a red cap, a mustache, Some overalls and gloves, I thought it was Mario, and it was! I got a little bit frightened when I saw Luigi next to Mario because he looked depressed (Depressed Luigi from Luigi's Mansion), They said "When is Tyson gonna be here?". I got really frightened, I decided to run back to CEX to call for help, But I saw 2 more people, I saw a dinosaur that had eyes bleeding, had a saddle and had boots, I also saw a pink buffball, He said: "WE MUST EAT THE ONE WHO BOUGHT SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL!!!!", Yoshi turned back and saw me, he shouted: "HE'S HERE!!!!! EVERYBODY GET HIIIIIIIM!!!". i started to run away, I was getting chased by Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Kirby, Pikachu, Link and Donkey Kong. I managed to get in and lock the door. But yoshi broke the window, him and Kirby tried to eat me, I called the police about those video game characters, When they got here. Mario punched him in the face and said "THOUGHT YOU CAN KILL ME?!!!? SILLY PEOPLE!!". I was about to get killed, I said "GUYS, THIS ISN'T YOU!!! STOP!!!! KIRBY, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE FRANCHISE, LUIGI, YOU ARE AWESOME!!!" PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!". But Kirby said "IT'S TOO LATE NOW! YOU ARE GONNA DIE AND THAT'S FINAL!" And Yoshi said "You're right Tyson, Maybe I should stop the murder, FUCK IT I WILL KILL YOU!!", They tried to kill me but my sister whacked everyone with a frying pan. And then we brainwashed those Nintendo stars to  be good, and I never played a Nintendo game ever again!