User:Gamer Goat

Hello peoples of the internet. My name is Gamer Goat and you will fall to your knees before me.

I will kick your anus in Mortal Kombat or any other game for that matter.

In all actuality, I'm not the best gamer, as I am a goat, but I love reviewing pastas, so send me a message or contact me if you would like me to review one. I don't write very much, but I love to read pastas and reviewing them, especially if your story is classified as creepyspaghetti.

Well, I'm going off to go on goatlike misadventures! Farewell my puny mortal friends! (Just kidding, you guys are pretty chill.)

My Favorite Pastas
Nightmare Fuel: Can You Survive?

Hauntings Don't Exist

Metroid: Mother?

SMILE